User:DarkArcher25/ZomboCom
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The title given to this article is displayed correctly. Only marketers think it's cool to put capital letters in the middle of words. If you're a marketer you can pretend it says Zombo Com.
Zombo.com is a website. It is referenced in an xkcd joke. Nobody knows where it came from, or what it's doing on the internet, but anything is possible there. Upon entering the site, a man's voice allegedly says:
Welcome To Zombocom
This is Zombocom
You can do anything at Zombo Com
Anything at all
This is Zombo Com and welcome to you who have come to Zombo com
Anything is possible at Zombo com
You can do anything at Zombo com
The infinite is possible at Zombo com
The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com
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 | This article is complete, irredeemable blow-up doll. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, attacks at the iris, and is an unfunny spit glob. If you attempt to exorcise this, you will most rapidly exorcise Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will exorcise your blow-up doll!!!!!! |
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are an ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. If you hadn't been so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. |
