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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know. Help!

British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

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Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.

Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!

Militant atheist This user is a militant atheist.

Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
True plato This user is a philosopher.

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Roasting marshmallows in the fiery pits of hell.

Thou angered bro?

I'm gonna take a nap RIP Van Winkle style. I'll be in a coma for three months.[1]

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