Cthulhu — Greatest of the Old Ones, Lord of the city of R'lyeh — has personally reviewed this article, and found it to be vaguely interesting.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink, while marking it doubleminusgoodthink at the same time. But do not let this interrupt your reading, if it benefits our country.
Hello folks, I am Dagoth.