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“Not related to me in any way.”
“You know... he doesnt really exist. right?”
[[Image:|thumb|right|The Nazi Cows are marching toward Paris, their udders literally ready to burst Cheezism.]] Daniel Chaves is a 199-year-old evil scientist who controls many evil organizations, and continuosly attemps to take over the Costa Rica, The World and Middle-Earth.
Internet has little information on this megalomaniacal person. Proof of his uncanny ability to hide his identity.
Attempts at Conquest
By the end of the Third Age, Chaves gathered a huge army of orcs, trolls, and stormtroopers. But an earthquake destroyed most of the army when a fat little hobbit and his gay partner destroyed the earthquake preventing ring. The rest of the army was destroyed by teenagers.
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[[|thumb|right|Gettin' ‘em while they are young and supple makes their personality and blind idealism more tender and easier to digest.]]