User:Daeroth/Daniel Chaves

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“Not related to me in any way.”

~ Hugo Chavez

This is image comes to mind when Daniel Chaves is mentioned in a conversation. In reality, no one really knows how he looks like

“You know... he doesnt really exist. right?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Superman.

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[[Image:|thumb|right|The Nazi Cows are marching toward Paris, their udders literally ready to burst Cheezism.]] Daniel Chaves is a 199-year-old evil scientist who controls many evil organizations, and continuosly attemps to take over the Costa Rica, The World and Middle-Earth.

Internet has little information on this megalomaniacal person. Proof of his uncanny ability to hide his identity.

[edit] Attempts at Conquest

This cow is preparing to huff this cat, the source of their ultimate power.

By the end of the Third Age, Chaves gathered a huge army of orcs, trolls, and stormtroopers. But an earthquake destroyed most of the army when a fat little hobbit and his gay partner destroyed the earthquake preventing ring. The rest of the army was destroyed by teenagers.

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I[[Image: |thumb|right|The muzzle velocity of a single round from her charged udder is “Whole Milk” and if you are lucky, the 2% shot won’t go bad in two weeks.]]

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[[|thumb|right|Gettin' ‘em while they are young and supple makes their personality and blind idealism more tender and easier to digest.]]

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