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“The King is wiser than us all!”
“Psssht! Big Deal!”
“In Soviet Russia, Awesome is DaMoleKing!”
Sir Zach da Mole King, Born December 2, 1863, is an awesome, sexy individual who invented win. He is known to change genders, which is not unusual because many awesome people, including awesome itself are known to have an opposite gender. DaMoleKing has explored the world, and has discovered many places unknown to man prior to his discovery like YouTube, deviantART and Uncyclopedia. In 2012 he conquered Viacom, which not only saved the world from ending on the 21st of December that year, but has made him invincible. Encyclopedia Dramatica describes him as a stupid retarded over-rated wanna-be. However, Encyclopedia Dramatica is
gay the main cause of AIDS wrong, for DaMoleKing is pure win and does not give a shit about the thoughts of nerds who crack off over furry sex Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- He has no gender
- He is immortal
- He is the only known person that can defeat Chuck Norris
- In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is the only known person to defeat DaMoleKing!
- He eats Grues
- Contrary to popular belief, DaMoleKing does not Masturbate. In fact, he has never heard of Masturbation.
- He can play the Pipe Organ better than Ganondorf.
- DaMoleKing invented win, but Oscar Wilde stole his idea and got the patent.
- Windows 7 was his idea!
- Even the two look alike, DaMoleKing is not to be confused with Justin Beiber.
- He is not God, however he aspires to him.
- He is related to Chuck Norris