User:DaMoleKing

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This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

“The King is wiser than us all!”

~ Oscar Wilde on DaMoleKing

“Psssht! Big Deal!”

~ Borat on DaMoleKing

“In Soviet Russia, YOU want DaMoleKing's advice!”

~ Russian Reversal on DaMoleKing

King Zacharius Bulgepoop Der Molbann, Born December 2, 1890, Is of course, the king of the moles. His castle is located underneath Regina, the capital of Saskatchewan. Unlike his subjects, the King occasionaly goes to the surface at broad daylight.

Contents 1 Favorites 2 Grues and Me 3 Family 4 DaMoleKing Trivia 5 Future Projects 6 See also

[edit] Favorites

I love Root Beer and Potato chips, in fact, I eat and drink nothing but Root Beer an Potato Chips. My style of music is Big Band, and those who oppose my tastes will be huffed. But what I do best is try to save homeless kittens from getting huffed by improving them. My favorite colour is Green, those who oppose my tastes will be huffed.

[edit] Grues and Me

For some strange reason, Grues don't want to eat me. In fact, Grues like me, which is why I got the nickname "the Grue Eater". And why Grue Eater? Grues taste like crap! (Try eating a day-old daiper to know what I mean.)

[edit] Family

What in Tarnation is a family!?

[edit] DaMoleKing Trivia

• The King sleeps with a teddy bear.
• He is Fred Bear's great uncle.
• He is the only person Borat actully likes
• He is also the King of France
• He has never driven a Corvette, despite owning 10 of them.
• He is a Plushie.
• DaMoleKing hates worms.

[edit] Future Projects

I am planning on reviving the article on Spider Riders, which I've heard was huffed nearly two months ago. If you can start on it, thatwould be great. I am new to Uncyclopedia, and I need advice on how to be funny, so please contact me If you have advice. So that's all for now. I'll be constanly improving this article so I too, can become a true Uncyclopedian. Now that I've returned, I shall continue my work. And please work on This, because if it gets huffed, I will kill myself, and if I kill myself, Uncyclopedia will become a humourless segment of Wikipedia, because you were too lazy to edit a little article. Anyhoo, I'm off to resume my mission to restore magic and rainbows to this boring world.... Peace Out!

[edit] See also

• Moles
• Royalty
• Saskatchewan

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