User:DaDopeboy/World War 4.5
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|World War 4.5|
US defending their last stronghold in outside of Mexico city from GLA. Photography shot in 2055.
|Conflict: World War 4.5|
|Date: September 11th, 2052 – present|
|Outcome: Forced subjugation by emperor Bouncy Rabbit|
| The Greatest Alliance of New World
||The GLA Cells|
| Malcolm "Ace" Granger|
Mojo the Chairman
Muhd da Don
"Anvil" Shin Fai
"Tigris" Leong Leang
| Mohmar "Deathstrike"|
490,000 suicide bombed and killed
2,400 bored (of death)
Ahhh comrade. Its so nice to see you in this intermittent internet service. At the moment, our nation is in unprecedented urgency. So let me tell you about four and a half matters of great importance quick. Perhaps whether our nation survive this drought or not depends on your action, so please listen to this carefully as fuck.
edit Three "Keys"
Sadly, your future is indeed opposite with your optimism. More than 925 countries, 1328 cities, 240,000,000 divisions, and 1,248,000,004,000 humanoids have destroyed. Human? Don't tell me. It could collapse this chance to make you take a part of chaste rebellion against New World Order v.IIIV. These are not exaggrated thingies. I've been worked on bloody United Spadian earthasional university in KKKapetown, and they offered their top-secret materials on few spy workers, including me. Ops, before it perplex you, I tell you what it is.
In 2015, there was a huge rebellion broke out in peaceful farmland of Xsymy-Kenth, southern province of Nationalism-Regulated Sovietism Federation of Russiastan. It was the biggest ultranationalist's rebellion which took part from May 2015 to December 2016. Most of beautiful cities and farmlands, including Astana, Tash-Qents, Urghur and Ulaang-Veetle have demolished and a hundred tons of gunpowders, bullets and gore have scattered around. Even some of the citizens have joined their blood-thirsty movement for the only one reason: they needed love.
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