User:DWIII

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DWIII enjoys mint chocolate chip ice cream, long walks on the beach, and flaunting his own prodigious ego. Oh, please, doesn't everybody, now???


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edit Biography

DWIII was unexpectedly born in 1963, even though nobody previously asked him his opinion concerning this. He stumbled headlong into teh Internet (circa 1998) after hearing wonderful rumors of pr0n and intellectual content, but failed to find either after many years of ardent searching. He quickly hid behind his current moniker in order to camouflage his original God-given and embarrassingly wussy name (it didn't work).

Having generally outraged the esteemed Usenet community with mountains of tedious drivel on diverse arcane subjects, DWIII eventually discovered Uncyclopedia to be the perfect dumping ground for his l33t riting skIllz (such as they are).

DWIII invented egocentrism in 1971 and currently dabbles in experimental and applied creation science. He admires such modern literary giants as Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, and Dr Seuss. (The fact that they are all currently dead is, of course, a complete coincidence.)

edit FAQ about DWIII and his Draconian editorial practices

What does "DWIII" stand for? 
It is quite literally and figuratively amazing how many times I have been asked that question.
What do think about my new article? 
Frankly, it sucks.
Some unappreciative jerk stamped "NRV" on my article, but since then I have turned it into a literary masterpiece worthy of great accolades and such. May I remove the NRV tag myself now? 
Yes, provided that it doesn't suck anymore.
Do you have any advice on how I can make my article better? 
Yes. Make it look like a standard Wikipedia article (check out Uncyclopedia:Style Guide for guidance), at least superficially. It will probably still suck content-wise, but it will look oh so much nicer, thereby allowing you to get away with outright murder (so to speak).
How do I make my article more popular
Beats me. The fact that it sucks so bad doesn't help matters.
I've make dozens of identical and pointless edits to dozens of unrelated articles because I think I am so kewl and such. Why did you revert all of them?!? 
What, are you a flaming moron or something?
Where do I report a real UFO siting? 
It is quite literally and figuratively amazing how many times I have been asked that question.
I am *NOT* Jorje Gomez!!!! 
I'm sorry, that is not in the form of a question.

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edit Uncyclopedia articles written by other Uncyclopedianites that unexpectedly made me (DWIII) laugh (which is damn near impossible these days)

updated: --DW III CUNOUN 04:42, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

edit If anybody is even remotely interested (and what are the odds of that, eh?), here be a complete somewhat out-of-date recently updated listing of my initiated/contributed articles over the past few months year (in small print to save on bandwidth)

4096
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Abacus
‎Abbreviation
Agriculture
Air conditioner
Alphabetical order
Anointment
Autobahn
Baal
Baking soda
Banana split
Beer belly
Big Ben
Birth
Bladder
Book of Mormon
Booze
Bowling
Brunch
Buffalo
Bungee
Burrito
Calorie
Cape Cod
Cartogami
Centerfold
Chad
Chair
Cheez
Circumcision
Cloud
Coal
Coca-Cola 600
Colorado
Community Chest
Content-free
Continent
Crayon
Cross-dressing
Cut and paste
Daytime television
Death Valley
Deja-vu
Deja vu
Dozen
Duct ape
Duel
Egocentrism
Error message
Ex nihilo
Exclamation point
Exleprosy
Family Feud
Flintstones (featured article)
Fog
Food pyramid
Food stamp
Fork
Fortune cookie
French horn
GOTO
Gadsden Purchase
Galileo
Geometry
Gerrymander (reptile)

Globe
Glue
Gooogle
Gulf of Mexico
Gunpowder
Hamburger
Hello World
Heptadecatheism
Hodge Podge Lodge
Hot water balloon
Hula hoop
Hyena
Iceberg
Icon
Incredulous design
Intermission
Jerk
Johannes Kepler
John Cage
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Judas Iscariot
Kangaroo
Klingon checkers
Larynx
Laser
Least wanted pages
Levitation
Lipstick
Little brother
Lobster
Luxembourg
Machine
Magazine
Masturbot
Mañana
Metaporn
Milk
Millard Fillmore
Mirror
Mnemonics
Morning
Mountain
New Text Document.txt
Niagara Falls
Nonsense
North Pole
Nutrition
Octopus
Orchestra
Panama Canal
Peanut
Pedestrian
Pelé
Petroleum
Phish
Pickle
Pixel
Plankton
Plasma
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pocket
Polypony
Polygon
Ponytail
Popcorn
Potato chip

Project Cletus
Proverb
Q
Quark
Qwerty
Roman Catholic Hierarchy
Roman Empire
Salad shooter
Salt
Sandpaper
Scapegoat
Self-reference
Sitting duck
Ski
Smoking
Sneeze
Sombrero
Spacewar
Sphere
Stairway to Heaven
Statue of Liberty
Steve
Still life
Stuffing
Styrofoam (featured article)
Subway
Surrealism
Swimming pool
Table of Contents (featured article)
Tank Man
The Birds
The Price is Right
Theology
Throne
Tiny Tim
Tofu
Toothbrush
Treasure
Tree of Knowledge
Tumbleweed
Turtle
US County Quarters Program
Ugliness
Umpire
Unicorn
Veto
Vice President
Voodoo
W
Waffle iron
War of 1812
Wheaties
Whipped cream
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Witchcraft
Wok
Xylophone
YMCA
Yeast
Z
ZORKplus
Zit
Zoo
Zoology
Zorro
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updated: --DWIII OUN CUN 02:33, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

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