User:DJ Mixerr/messed-up-psycho-state
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A messed-up-psycho-state is a psychological state characterized majorly by utter discombobulation and the inability to perform regular cognitive functions reflecting logic and reasoning along with thought processing. A person who is afflicted by such a state is often referred to as a cousin of Bill Cosby or just all-out retarded.
Stanley Beavis, in traditional Cornholio garb offers an Iranian official surface-to-air missiles in exchange for "T.P. for my bunghole!"
edit Causes of a messed-up-psycho-state
The research achieved above specifically declared that a messed-up-psycho-state can be evoked by:
- Having a Mesopotamian hairstyle
- Oppressing or being oppressed
- Having invisible secret WMD's
- Abhorring democracy or any ideals pertaining democracy
- Agreeing to what Oscar Wilde says
- Reading any book by Stephen King
- Joining in cults such as Fat Albert and Charles Manson
