User:DJ Mixerr/Trisexual

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“They get bored really easy. So never talk to them. They're also boring, except when they're drunk. Record their antics and put it on America's Funniest Home Videos. And they like phone NEVER talk to them on the phone. Be prepared for every sentence to be taken as a come-on, pick-up line, or innuendo, i.e. "I'm getting some milk from the store." changes to "Do you want some milk from my store." and so on.”
~ someone else who has had similar experience

edit Definition

Trisexual \ˈtrī-sek-sh(ə-)wəl \ A person who has absolutely no sexual preference and readily partakes in all forms of sexual perversion. The "tri" of course is the fact that a trisexual's attraction (although gender blind) ranges from human, animal, or inanimate object. Live, dead, or grotesquely disfigured/unattractive --it doesn't matter in the eyes of a trisexual. They have an "If it feels good --do it" philosophy when it comes to fulfilling their sexual needs.


A trisexual here.


Another example of a trisexual.

edit History

Trisexualism started out when Tri was born. He was one hot dude. He was almost as hawt as Noel Coward, except while Noel was filled with masculinity, Tri was a woman. Anywho, Tri got hunted down as a sex object, and it ran far far away, until it ran into Dr. Seuss, and that's how the cookie crumbles.

The Trisexuals grew tired of running, and swore off sex until they found him. In which case, most of the Tris don't reproduce and to gain followers they run naked into traffic on winter days and urinate on the target's feet. In which case, that person becomes a Trisexual. A Trisexual is also someone who consists of three genders - male, female and animal, but experiments go wrong and some are male, female and vegetable, the most common is the carrot. Basically it means having both a penis and vagina as a bisexual.

edit Simplicity

Trisexuals like male and females they can be very indecisive just don't come on to them to strong even if they show physical affection they will blow you off in mid kissing or sexual contact in any form, like if they feel to gay. you have to be on par with them know them a little and feel totally comfortable before you totally misunderstand there body language as authentic in the sense of love.

edit Fanny

Trisexuals enjoy this. Gay people for example Louis Pastier like fanny.

edit See Also

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