User:DJ Mixerr/Sally Li Syaoran Kirkland

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Sally Li Syaoran. Kinda creepy after looking at that pic for a minute. A photo of Syaoran taken during his her career in Playboy magazine.

(Syaoran) Sally Li Syaoran Kirkland was a magical boygirl from Hong Kong City, Hong Kong. His life was recorded by the comic Cardcaptor Syaoran*** from CLAMP, the 4 comic artists and secret agents and propagandists who are famous for making saccharine kawaii images for showing off on deviantART. As Sally Syaoran flushes with shame at the time, and CLAMP learnt that it was a kind of service to the readers, they change the character into a girl. After that, the real person in Hong Kong has become a real girl. At first, Sally Syaoran was changed into a princess. After the voting result from the otakus, she has different forms.

Origin of Syaoran

Syaoran Li (or should I say Sally Syaoran?) (Sally Li Syaoran Kirkland) was the most iconic of the operation, Sally Syaoran Syaoran is a transsexual from Hong Kong. Originally a woman named Sally Kirkland, at age 10, Syaoran was drugged, dosed, and injected with hormones, even smuggled to Japan and unwillingly turned into a boy to add some manliness to the propaganda. Syaoran's role was to bring in horny teenagers and more boys to the operation's goal. Syaoran was not too pleased with becoming a boy and abused Sakura during their early encounters. However, he was eventually drugged up enough to fall in love with Sakura, eventually telling her during the final months of the operation, although he was deported back to Hong Kong before Sakura could reply with her own feelings. Syaoran did manage to return to Sakura by wearing a school dress and performing stripteases on a ferryboat. He fights with sword. As a boy, he had a small penis. No one has confirmed the exact size of Sally's penis. After the end of the operation, Sally Syaoran became a crossdressing fashion model and has appeared in Playboy for several years and had a sex change. Again at age 10, she would find herself unwillingly again, to be turned into a girl. Her name now is Sally Syaoran. (Sally Li Syaoran) (Sally Li Syaoran Kirkland). His name was Syaoran Li until he was unwillingly forced to be drugged with ecstasy, as to being dosed and injected with hormones sex-change after behaving to being a naughty little boy towards Sakura Kinamoto. So Sakura Kinamoto used petticoating on him and drugged Syaoran with even more ecstasy and dosed & injected him with girly hormones, thus, the result made him change in to a female. He would later find out that he no longer was a male. A name change was required for her to be a good little girl, so she decided to change her name from 'Syaoran' to Sally. Sally Syaoran is now required and forced to wear a school dress. She also is forecd to wear short preppy skirts, dresses, high heels, panties, knickers, and other female accessories. She is now Sally Syaoran. (Sally Li Syaoran). She loves to cross-dress as a schoolgirl.

Life as a girl and a prostitute

Normally, Sally Syaoran gets the highest voting rate by fans. Syaoran wears the short short pleated skirt and holds cute, lovely, kawaii or moe poses. She was also bisexual and a crossdresser: Sally Syaoran both worked in brothels as a woman and patronized them as a man. In male garb and with the aid of a dildo, she could deceive any prostitute she wanted. Her cross-dressing allowed her to explore and learn and then exclusively to make money from sex work no matter which gender she chose. Heck, she even looked like a trisexual.


Sally Syaoran the schoolgirl. Of course, the sexy little girl is a schoolgirl. So more explainations in this paragraph are all rubbish. Rubbish rubbish rubbish etc.

Syaoran the Magical Girl

Since Syaoran knows magic when she was a boy, sometimes she would be a magical girl, and has different tramsformation in her clothes, like the little witch suit. However, she will never know the magic to transform herself back into a boy. Thanks to a chastity belt to stop all those unholy lewd urges that were sought out to evil and highly forbidden. He may longer touch his penis as he pleases. Sakura controls (his) her penis now!

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