User:DJ Mixerr/Rape Dungeon
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Is a dungeon in an anonymous 14 (44) year old's basement. The room is cluttered with tools such as fists, fingers, corn, a small kitten, a funnel cake, a spoon, a bass, a stick, an air Horn Book, a pair of pliers, a bucket of fried chicken and a rubber chicken.
edit Creation Of The Rape Dungeon
Rape Dungeons have been established in many places, other parts of the world on Earth including The Jedi Temple, Hogwarts, and Narnia. As well as other planets. It must be known that rape dungeons have been around since the 19th century. Ran by both men and women in the 1800s. (See Prostitution). When 4 teenagers got very high and decided to watch Smarter Than A 5th Grader they got very angry. They started to rape a small dog and used its testicles as pool balls and used penis as a pool cue they got the munchies. They began snacking on the flesh of humans. When they sobered up they craved flesh. Thinking of nothing else to do they converted his basement into a Rape Dungeon. They immediately began advertising it as Rape Dungeon only $9.95 a month. It is located in a special room hidden away, usually in a basement or underground with sound proof walls (sometimes), suitable for deviant sexual activity, or surprise sex, with unwitting hitchhikers, prostitutes, strippers, sissies and other partners.
A Rape Dungeon is in a similar form of a level, dungeon or mission on a game that is extremely difficult to get through or complete and is often accompanied by "Hey, you just got raped!"
edit The 10 Commandments Of The Rape Dungeon
1. There's no outs in the Rape Dungeon only ins.
6. There's punishment in the Rape Dungeon and the Pit Of Doom.
7. There will be fear in the Rape Dungeon.
9. There's sex organs in the Rape Dungeon.
edit The 10 Rape Commandments
1. Don't drop the soap!! (The only exception is the The Shower Room.)
2. You must call The Master Master./You must call The Mistress Mistress.
5. Be on all fours immediately!
6. Serve and satisfy your Mistress and Master.
7. Get on your knees!
8. You better start licking down there.
9. There is no escape. There is no way out.
10. Satisfy the rapist.
edit Rooms In The Rape Dungeon
edit The Stairs
These stairs lead to the Rape Dungeon in the basement.
edit The Rape Lounge
edit The Rape Cell
edit The Rape RoomThis is where your raping will take place. You're gonna get raped. Nothing more to say.
edit The Tool Shed
Located in the Rape Room this is where the following tools are located : fists, fingers, hooks, leather, whips, hooks, ball-gags, chains, ropes, crops, paddles, quirts, gags, tubes, chastity, corn, a small kitten, a funnel cake, a spoon, a bass, a stick, an air Horn Book, a pair of pliers, a bucket of fried chicken and a rubber chicken, Chainsaw's, a pair of pliers, a bucket of cum, a can of tuna, and a pair of jumper cables.
edit The Rape Slide
This is your water slide you ride into your rape room. Its actually uses acid, urine, toilet and water. You will get such a wedgie you forget your own birthday and will be raped by an old pedophile before entering your cell again. Don't drop the soap!!
edit The Rape Office
edit The Pit Of Doom
If you refuse to be a slave, your raping you will be sent here. In here lies the room of fire, the room of disease, the room of goatse and the room of death. You will probably die and your corpse and ghost will be raped.
edit The Attendance Room
edit The Shower Room
In a small 4x4 shower every rape will have to come him/her to wash all the cum, feces, blood, urine and vomit off. Golden Showers will be 100 people at a time. It is mandatory you drop the soap at least 5 times. Also the only way you will fit in this shower is if you connect to one another.
edit The Food Court
edit The Pool Table
This is the place where new members (slaves) are inducted into The Rape Dungeon by a painful process known as "Cue Torture", this is where you are bent over the pool table and a large pool cue is inserted into your anus and used as a dildo, while at the same time, there are 2 testicles in your mouth.
edit The Weight Room
This is where The Rapists of The Rape Dungeon train and become stronger for even less pleasurable anal penetration of the rape slaves.
edit The Loading Dock
This is where Rapists and Rape Slaves are transported and imported to and from other Rape Dungeons around the globe.
edit The Computer Room
This is where the most honorable and experienced Rapists and The Grand Rapist contact other Rape Dungeons around the globe to transfer stronger Rapists and more Rape Slaves to The Loading Dock.
edit List Of Expansions
- 1. The Rape Forest
- 2. The Rape River
- 3. The Rape Bathroom
- 4. The Rape Shed