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“Nanny taught me how to do the Lance Vawnce Dance in France since I was 3 years old.”
“Who was that man?”
“I've been a bawd widdle lady!”
“Fat as a jelly bean.”
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Although, she (Eloise Burlington) was born in London, England, UK in 1947, she always was raised in New York City. (Also London) Constantly, she went back and forth from New York City to London like a boat. Eloise was very fat and chubby for a 6 year old. She was short and stout at 120 cm (4 ft) Her nanny is a dominatrix by night and nanny by day to keep public reporters out of her personal life. She always follows Nanny around because she is forced to due to BDSM. She looks like a celebrity!!! For a woman, Julie Anne Arlington, who was Eloise's Nanny was strong and very strict.
Eloise is a fun-loving little girl with a knack for finding adventure every place she looks. Eloise is an irrepressible six-year-old girl who lives in the penthouse of the Plaza Hotel in New York Cty with her Nanny, her pug dog Weenie, and her turtle Skipperdee. A portrait of Eloise hung in the lobby of the Plaza.
Eloise is very fat and chubby for a 6 year old. She is short and stout at 120 cm (4 ft) standing from head to toe. Her hair is blonde, which seems to have affected her brain. Has green eyes which seem brown at various times. Slightly overweight with a large ass. Attractive, yet pretty. She is completely irresistible and unforgettable as little girl. She can seen wearing a petite frilly White (colour) blouse with buttons to the neck up in a black mini-skirt with glimpse exposing her pink knickers (panties). The skirt is attached with suspenders. Sometimes the skirt reaches above the knees which gets Nanny disappointingly upset whilst reprimands her of how classy women should dress and how a lady should act. Also, she can be seen wearing knee-high stockings with Mary-Jane's.
edit Shocking Truth
In 1959, Classmate and friend, Madeline, of the Plaza Hotel, and her old gentlemen callers for the haven of the Plaza Hotel in New York City where she lived with Eloise. A lesbian affair followed. The relationship, was superficial and trendy. She likes to kick and scream as Angelica Pickles would do if doesn't get what she wants. That girl is a wannabe celeb. But we ALL know that she isn't one yet. Lance Vance even said;
She's an excellent kisser in la French! A girl with a nice rack on her. Awesome rack on her though!
Elise Eloise smiled sweetly as everyone passed she took in any insult anyone threw her way and simply laughed it off as a joke there.
She took a long visit in Moscow, USSR when she was 9 in 1956. And on her vacation she was a detective in disguise for HUAC in Soviet Russia. It took her 3 to 5 month to crack secrets. Eloise had received the Golden Shower at the Golden Shower Awards. As well as a Grammy in the winter of 1956. Pure bleached blonde, which seems to have affected her brain. Slightly overweight, large ass. Attractive, yet pretty. She is completely irresistible and unforgettable.
Her thoughts on her Nanny were; "That lady is my nanny! She is the boss of me and she is in charge.", "A woman of great power, intellectual ability, and loyalty. Beautiful, compassionate, and chaste.", "The most amazingly beautiful woman, wonderful lady, pretty lady, and most important woman ever.", "The most beautiful person I know.", "Nanny is the ultimate woman. Elegantly beautiful with energy that attracts all personalities.", "She is outrageously witty due to her high intellect, making her desirable to all sexes.", "She usually enjoys eating fried rice.", "Nanny always cares for others and is always there for me. Through the hard times and the good times, she is always there.",
Nobody ever knew the real name of Nanny, her age as a woman was 62, but nobody cares.
edit Personal Life
She was born in London, England, UK in 1947. Her Nanny was selected to be her mother and legally be her parent after her parents died when she was 5. Nanny at time was at 65 years of age. Her Nanny taught her how to do the Lance Vance Dance in France when she was 3 years old in 1950. Her parent after her parents died when she was 5 in 1954 after a head -on collision with a UFO on Dorset Street in London, England. Eloise moved to America with Nanny when she was 5 and she lived at the Plaza Hotel, in New York City, New York. Her traveling career with her Nanny, frequently required Eloise to move back and forth from New York City to London as a child. She was home schooled with strict discipline because the nanny was very strict. Eloise was considered a smartass and she was affiliated with Elite Beat Agents of rich private schools. She was smart and classic. Eloise had moved back to America when she was 17 in 1964. Then in 1966, Eloise became a porn star for New York City and London.
edit Modeling Career
Nanny wanted Eloise to be a model when she was 16. So during her traveling career, traveling back and forth from New York City to London Eloise was a child model at 6. Nanny had her try on various sexy dresses and skirts. Other clothing such as panties, latex, cloaks, cloths, petticoats, and Rubbermaid suits.At 16 she got her real modeling career as drop dead gorgeous female known for their seductive tantalizing voice and pure seductive body. At 17, she got her big break. Her appearance was perfection, pure perfection with emerald green eyes, lustful blonde hair of perfection, that penetrate the mind, body, and soul that make for a complete seductive force, that can't be resisted. And there's nothing better, or more important.
Eloise spends at least 45 minutes on her hair every day and is still never satisfied, even though it looks gorgeous. Eloise is really awesome to talk to, has great music taste. Makes friends very quickly. Overall cool! She has been called attractive. The best person that there is. She is gorgeous, funny, smart, and caring.
She is a good little girl and behaved little lady. Eloise is very polite and has great manners. That girl always know what to wear when it comes to skirts and dresses. She behaves as a little lady should. She sure knows fashion. She was elegantly beautiful with energy that attracts all personalities. Eloise is outrageously witty due to her high intellect, making her desirable to all sexes. A classy little girl. She acts just as a polite young lady would act. Her hair is long and cute.
edit Places She Has Traveled To and Lived In
- London, England, UK - She was born there in the UK in 1947 and had lived there until she was 5 when she moved to New York City in the US with her Nanny in 1952.
- New York City, New York, US - Eloise moved there and lived at the Plaza Hotel until she was 6 to continue her traveling career with her Nanny. She was always on Valium jumping on the bed.
- Paris, France - She learned the Lance Vance Dance there when she was just 3 in 1950.
- Moscow, Russia - She took a long visit when she was 9 in 1956. And on her vacation she was a detective in disguise for HUAC in Soviet Russia.
- Africa She went on a safari there in 1976.
- Hollywood, California While she a star in New York, she was one in 2 places.