User:DJ Irreverent/THE VAULT
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Ok, the basic idea for this place is based on the fact that I really can't hold one thought for a very long time so the moment I find a funny picture I will upload it here with a funny caption. Thus it can be worked into any future article. Feel free to use one, just ask me first or I will get really angry. --09:08, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
edit John W. Scherer
John W. Scherer was born in the backroom of the most credible house ever to be built under the most credible tree ever to grow on the most credible street in St. Charles, the most credible town ever to town in by far the most credible state, Illinois, of the… a credible country on this fine earth, the United States of America. It is widely speculated that a heavenly choir of heavenly beings descended from heavenly heaven upon the moment of his credible birth.
By the time of his birth, John had amassed at least 4 diplomas in the fields of credibility, honesty, honest credibility and advanced lawsuit filing. Parents traveled from across the Mid-West to gaze upon the credibility exuded by the young John, cursing their own offspring for not displaying any signs of credibility and begrudgingly buying the merchandise that included "I saw John be credible and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, even though around these times garments like this probably weren’t called T-shirts anyway" shirts