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The documenterrier ('dä-kew-men-'ter-E-er) is a dog of the terrier breed, initially bred to hunt vermin and kill celluloid. Their name comes from the word terrier, French for the Latin word terra, meaning earth, and the English word documentary, meaning I can't believe I paid money to watch education. Variants of the breed, the mockumenterrier, rockumenterrier, docudramamenterrier are currently bred only in California and are not recognized by the American Kennel Club.
Perhaps the most famous documenterrier is Michael Moore, widely known for criticizing big business, preaching against gun violence, and peeing on fire hydrants. Along with being among 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America, Moore is also one of 100 People Who Are Screwing Your Leg. Among the biggest of the documenterriers at 330 lbs., he is also among the most intellectually light.
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Look out for the bleeding skinhead picture, too :( --01:04, 22 April 2009 (UTC)