User:DAK4Blizzard

DAK4Blizzard "Geography is my game"

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

Welcome to my page...unless you are a douchebag, in which case you can click that lovely back arrow on the upper left corner of your pathetic browser.

I reside in Maryland, and am one of the few people proud to attend the University of Maryland.

About Me

You can tell a lot about who I am based on where I've made significant contributions. I'm referring, of course, to contributions made both in Uncyclopedia and in reality. And because Uncyclopedia is reality (or a fair reflection thereof), I should be a huge celebrity...without all the gay that comes with it.

Contributions

• Baseball
• Doctor Who
• Hockey
• Major League Baseball
• Maryland
• National Hockey League
• Pennsylvania
• Prince George's County, Maryland
• Tennis
• Washington, D.C.

Possible Future Creations

• Montgomery County, Maryland
• Bethesda
• Rockville
• Silver Spring
• Baltimore Orioles
• Washington Capitals
• Washington Nationals