User:D3koy

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D3koy, The Man behind the Screen

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This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

1337 This user is elite.

This user should not be trusted.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

n00b This user is a n00b.

17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is a geek.

en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.

fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.

de-X This user only speaks Deutsch enough to seduce native Deutsch speakers.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

2 things first:
1st: I intend to stay behind the screen
2nd: poop....
now that that's out of the way....

“Wow, You really are cool!”

~ God on D3koy

“I'm looking for an old 1980's keyboard so when I HOMEROW you all the keys will a splode and go everywhere”

~ Anidnmeno on D3koy

Since Russian Reversals are so cool around here here's one for you:

“In Soviet Russia D3koy is beat up by you!”

~ Russian Reversal on D3koy

For some reason I can't help but feel I messed that up...
Yeah...Cause you are too small and frail to do any real damage here in the US.

Here is a list of Uncyclopedians I know and kind of wish I didn't:

• Anidnmeno
  
• Xero Dagujin
  
• Oni
  

The list goes on...

My Artikles:

My first 2 articles i did were Orphans and The Kraken.(completly on my own)
I did a half-assed job fixing OMGWTFBBQ and Alt-F4(both were total re-writes)
Best artikle yet: La Chalupacabra(i've done most of it, but plan to work with Xero on it)

Teh n00b that I is:

How much of a N00b I am at Wiki's:

• I use Windows XP becasue everything is so idiot proof I can do anything and fix it.
  
• I use Microsoft Word for spellcheck.
  
• I use Microsoft Paint for Photo Shopping.
  
• I am hoping my HTML skills are sufficent to fake knowing Wiki
  
• I laugh at any joke with any refrence "poop" or other "fecal matter"....(though I can't think of any Fecal Matter other than "poop")
  
• Seemingly, I get kicked from virtually any chat I join by making...lets just say "Not G-Rated" Comments
  
• But besides all of that(and yes I know thats a lot to ignore but I think you can) I am actually pretty 1337 at the CS as well as building computers...so I'm not COMPLETLY computer illiterate.
  

--D3koy 21:05, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

D3koy Thinks that man is good enough to be in his Krew Yarrgh Pirates of the Interweb Xero Dagujin has awarded you an honorary gujinjastar, enjoy your newfound powers. Play nice kids, it's pointy. - Xero Dagujin This User, Like any good Pirate, Does it for "The Booty" Yarrr