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You have entered the lair of Dö¢
Whats wrong with you?
Why would you want to come here?
Do you LIKE stepping on the sticky floor?
That smell doesn't bother you?
You don't mind the greasy walls?
Aren't you affected by the endless screams?
OK, whatever you weirdo.
You can stay if you want I guess, but the cat is constipated again, would you mind licking its ass for me?