User:Cyran

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It is well known that Cyran is one of the many sons of [[Optimus Prime]]. He has fought against some of the most vile Decepticons in the universe, including [[Megatron]] and [[Dolly Parton]].
 
It is well known that Cyran is one of the many sons of [[Optimus Prime]]. He has fought against some of the most vile Decepticons in the universe, including [[Megatron]] and [[Dolly Parton]].
   
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  • Note-This page is translated from Squirrel

Cyrannus K. Massanre, more known as Cyran, is one of many abstract thoughts. He was raised by a family of squirrels, until he finally left his squirrel home at the age of 18. He only speaks in squirrel, and sometimes has squirrel-like impulses. After he learned that squirrels were actually evil, he was crushed. The squirrels that he cared for so much were bloodthirsty little savages. Cyran armed himself with the Squirrel-Killer, the legendary squirrel slaying whip. To this day he hunts down squirrels, trying to save the universe.

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Yes, Cyran is also a Transformer.


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