User:Ctrl-Alt-Elite

“Y'know, it's not that bad if your put a little ketchup on.”

~ Cthulhu on User:Ctrl-Alt-Elite

“Too crunchy for my tastes.”

~ Nyarlathotep on User:Ctrl-Alt-Elite

Uncyclopedia:Babel	♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.
This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
This user fears the clowns.
This user is a pyromaniac.
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.
This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.	elv-G This user does not speak Elvish and furthermore believes Elvish to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Elvish.
en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
gbs-E This user only speaks Galactic Basic Standard because it was a required course in school.
il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
pika-L Thith uther thpeakth Pikachu with a really thexy lithp.