User:Cs1987

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WHotM Whore of the Month April 2008 BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2007

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Polls

What is your favourite band out of the ones listed here?
 
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The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 240 people voted.
What is your favourite comedy TV show out of the ones listed here?
 
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The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 240 people voted.
What is your favourite song out of the top 50 of Rolling Stone magazine's 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time?
 
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The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 141 people voted.
How would you describe the <insert name here> tag?
 
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The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 157 people voted.

Some of Cs1987's favourite articles (that he wishes he was funny enough to write himself)

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Pages I like to remind myself to look at because I have amnesia

Cricket

Test career of Cs1987

  • Test Debut: Yet to happen
  • Runs: 0
  • Batting Average: 0.00
  • Wickets: 0
  • Bowling Average: 0.00


Awards/Recognitions that make me feel special

Newcookie Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
- Because. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:02, 14 October 2006 (UTC)</center>
- For some strange reason, I appreciate that. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:24, 14 October 2006 (UTC)


Newcookie Braydie has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:47, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm grateful for your vote for UotY. With recent "drama" and politics, I still feel like the wind is knocked out of me, and it's good to have a bit of praise. I regret having to resign as an admin, but it was interfering with real life.  :) Like everything else, I did it obsessively, so the only way to stop was to remove that power. I also appreciate your nod to Asperger's. As a writer I think I've reached the point where I have to push limits to keep myself interested. Hopefully there are enough untapped subjects to get me over the 100 mark.

Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I hearby award you a supergrass. You have contributed to Ban Patrol and QVFD in a timely and stylish manner. Don't you dare stop now, eh? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • And so do I. You know, award you it. —Braydie 01:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Mhailleaward

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of July 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. For a long time now you've managed to work harder at cleaning the place up than a lot of the Admins here, and all despite spending the last twenty years living upside down.

Also you have great taste in music. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Awesome! I always wanted one of these. :) Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

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