User:Cs1987

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This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

Polls

What is your favourite band out of the ones listed here?

 

Led Zeppelin

39

 

The Rolling Stones

12

 

The Beatles

44

 

Pink Floyd

40

 

The Who

8

 

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

14

 

Aerosmith

5

 

Cream

2

 

Queen

35

 

U2

16

 

Deep Purple

4

 

Black Sabbath

20

 

The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 239 people voted.

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What is your favourite comedy TV show out of the ones listed here?

 

Family Guy

35

 

The Simpsons

62

 

Futurama

57

 

South Park

63

 

Fawlty Towers

21

 

Full Frontal/Fast Forward

1

 

The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 239 people voted.

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What is your favourite song out of the top 50 of Rolling Stone magazine's 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time?

 

1. Like a Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan

3

 

2. Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones

4

 

3. Imagine, John Lennon

8

 

4. What's Going On, Marvin Gaye

2

 

5. Respect, Aretha Franklin

0

 

6. Good Vibrations, The Beach Boys

2

 

7. Johnny B. Goode, Chuck Berry

2

 

8. Hey Jude, The Beatles

2

 

9. Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana

11

 

10. What'd I Say, Ray Charles

2

 

11. My Generation, The Who

4

 

12. A Change Is Gonna Come, Sam Cooke

1

 

13. Yesterday, The Beatles

5

 

14. Blowin' in the Wind, Bob Dylan

0

 

15. London Calling, The Clash

6

 

16. I Want to Hold Your Hand, The Beatles

0

 

17. Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix

4

 

18. Maybellene, Chuck Berry

0

 

19. Hound Dog, Elvis Presley

1

 

20. Let It Be, The Beatles

1

 

21. Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen

0

 

22. Be My Baby, The Ronettes

0

 

23. In My Life, The Beatles

0

 

24. People Get Ready, The Impressions

0

 

25. God Only Knows, The Beach Boys

1

 

26. A Day in the Life, The Beatles

2

 

27. Layla, Derek and the Dominos

1

 

28. (Sittin on) the Dock of the Bay, Otis Redding

1

 

29. Help!, The Beatles

1

 

30. I Walk the Line, Johnny Cash

1

 

31. Stairway To Heaven, Led Zeppelin

22

 

32. Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones

6

 

33. River Deep - Mountain High, Ike and Tina Turner

0

 

34. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', The Righteous Brothers

0

 

35. Light My Fire, The Doors

4

 

36. One, U2

4

 

37. No Woman, No Cry, Bob Marley and the Wailers

2

 

38. Gimme Shelter, The Rolling Stones

1

 

39. That'll Be the Day, Buddy Holly and the Crickets

0

 

40. Dancing in the Street, Martha and the Vandellas

1

 

41. The Weight, The Band

2

 

42. Waterloo Sunset, The Kinks

2

 

43. Tutti-Frutti, Little Richard

1

 

44. Georgia on My Mind, Ray Charles

0

 

45. Heartbreak Hotel, Elvis Presley

1

 

46. Heroes, David Bowie

2

 

47. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel

3

 

48. All Along the Watchtower, Jimi Hendrix

4

 

49. Hotel California, The Eagles

20

 

50. The Tracks of My Tears, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

1

 

The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 141 people voted.

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How would you describe the <insert name here> tag?

 

Unfunny

9

 

Boring

3

 

Overused

19

 

Useful

18

 

Funny

9

 

FUNNYEST THING EVA!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

8

 

You are pissed off, because you can't use the <insert name here> tag in polls, and probably not in comments either

12

 

Ham sandwich

79

 

The poll was created at 13:29 on December 20, 2006, and so far 157 people voted.

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Some of Cs1987's favourite articles (that he wishes he was funny enough to write himself)

• Alliteration
• Wall Street Crash of 1929
• Ganges
• Stereogram

See the crappy pages I created (the best parts of which were probably written by other people)

• Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? (FEATURED)
• Humanity: A Retrospective (FEATURED)
• Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (FEATURED) (mostly written by Modusoperandi)
• Superannuation (FEATURED)
• Pessimism
• All numbers are equal to zero
• Article Huffing
• The Kinks
• Chicken 2
• Procol Harum
• UnNews:Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
• Constants
• A Guide for Freshers: What you should and shouldn’t take to a lecture
• The Man With The Older Son
• Klein bottle
• UnNews:AC/DC tickets sell out across Australia in 7 nanoseconds

All contributions

PLS entries

• Superannuation

Namespace pages

• User:Cs1987/Template:Colt
• User:Cs1987/Template:PimpedColt
• User:Cs1987/welcome
• User:Cs1987/Stuff for VFD
• User:Cs1987/Illogicopedia - Possible transwikis
• User:Cs1987/The Boony Doll
• User:Cs1987/Guitarism

Pages I like to remind myself to look at because I have amnesia

• Huffage Log
• QVFD (Don't NRV pages that suck, you idiot)
• Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol
• Special:Mostlinked
• Special:EditCount
• Wikia Stats

Cricket

Test career of Cs1987

• Test Debut: Yet to happen
• Runs: 0
• Batting Average: 0.00
• Wickets: 0
• Bowling Average: 0.00

Awards/Recognitions that make me feel special

Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

- Because. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:02, 14 October 2006 (UTC)</center>

- For some strange reason, I appreciate that. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:24, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:47, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm grateful for your vote for UotY. With recent "drama" and politics, I still feel like the wind is knocked out of me, and it's good to have a bit of praise. I regret having to resign as an admin, but it was interfering with real life.  :) Like everything else, I did it obsessively, so the only way to stop was to remove that power. I also appreciate your nod to Asperger's. As a writer I think I've reached the point where I have to push limits to keep myself interested. Hopefully there are enough untapped subjects to get me over the 100 mark.

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Supergrass This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

• I hearby award you a supergrass. You have contributed to Ban Patrol and QVFD in a timely and stylish manner. Don't you dare stop now, eh? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• And so do I. You know, award you it. —Braydie 01:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of July 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. For a long time now you've managed to work harder at cleaning the place up than a lot of the Admins here, and all despite spending the last twenty years living upside down.

Also you have great taste in music. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Awesome! I always wanted one of these. :) Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Phooey Approved January 2008