User:Crouton-Logic

CROUTON PERSON

Crouton-Logic came to me after eating spare croutons while doing logic. By "after", I mean at least 2 weeks later. And by 2, I mean 2 to the second power. So four is easier to say. Four four four four four. As of Feb 13, 2013, the time of posting, I am 18 years old so now I am legal. You hear that? That's the sound of everyone clapping for me. As a gay male, it finally allows me to do fun stuff since there are laws n' stuff in Kansas about fun stuff. My signature is awesome. Are you aware of that? Cause it is. --Crouton-Logic: "Normal is just a setting on a dryer." (talk) 00:05, February 13, 2013 (UTC)

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Everything this user says is to be taken 100% seriously. Like you would take any user on Uncyclopedia seriously. So not at all.

NEWFOUND LOVE FOR THESE GROUPS

This user is Openly Gay. And is unabashedly proud of that fact.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is Vietnamese ...and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)

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This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.

Or the Kansan equivalent of facts...

Johnson County, Kansas is a boring home