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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
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Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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Hello, humble visitors too the page of a random member, who perfects in turning funny things into rather stupid things. I am Crest, the atheist.

I come from Texas, USA. Though I consider myself Italian. Oh, and to people from my area: no hablo espanol.

I am the author of only one artical (maybe more to come): The legend of Zelda (though it's now nothing like the original...) Oh well, Imma gonna go look at uncyclopedia articals now. Updates to come. Maybe.

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