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February 10: International Bad Pun Day
2-First recorded bitch slap
1104 - Potato famine engulfs Ireland. Panhandling Leprechauns flood the cities because they're a little short
1105 - Irish Potato Phantom claims responsibility for bitter harvest.
1390 - Bread is invented. Everybody proposes a toast to the inventor of bread.
1391 - Sliced Bread is invented. This is the greatest thing invented since bread itself.
1392 - Toast is invented. Everybody proposes a bread to the inventor of toast.
1890 - Oscar Wilde's new play "Pun" is first performed in London. Critics describe it as a "play on words".
1950 - Future French actor Jean Reno is asked whether he wants to go to the toilet. "Oui, Oui" he replies.
1951 - Avocado discovers the mol. Scientific community dismisses him when he claims that they are not, in fact, brown and fuzzy.
1954 - Inventor of the handshake chokes while ingesting his own creation. Doctors attempted to finger force the patient but couldn't nail the problem in time. He died on the way to the hospital.
1965 - Pele gets his balls kicked by a fellow team member. Fortunately, his club is able to replace them and allows him to continue training.
1970 - Winnie the Pooh's son is born, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.
1973 - Describing his spiritual journey into heavy metal, Jimmy Page admits that he was "led" into it.
1975 - Colorado Christian Boarding School-boy Dick Face is insulted for the first time. I would not be his last.
1977 - French President Mitterand explains at a press conference that he doesn't like too many eggs for breakfast as one egg is 'un oeuf'.
1980 - Various case studies indicate you can put things in them and carry them by their handles.
1981 - Bono and The Edge agree that they, too, like the Canadian Punk band "U".
1985 - Das Boot, a German film about gender neutral enclosed footwear, is released.
1996 - "Punny" added to the Oxford dictionary. Subsequent bonfire nearly engulfs America.
1997 - During a fight with Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson's British trainer exclaims "What's this 'ere?"
1999 - The world's first cyborg can't fix himself because he is broke.
2008 - The Tea Room of Mercy Hospital, Australia, has its grand opening with hair in its tea, since the Koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
2017 - Walmart opens 1st store in Iraq. The only thing that was in its way before was that there was a target on every corner. Walmart stocks spike due to increase in Game department.
2018 - Walmart bans sale of firearms at Iraqi stores based on public outcry due to increased violence in Kuwait.
2019 - Walmart reinstates sales of firearms due to lost revenue.
2031 - Juan Pablo Montoya is shot to death. Police believe the weapon to be a golf gun, because it made a hole in Juan.
2067 - The Roman Catholic church is finally bereft of nuns. There were none left.
2100 - Hugh Gass realises he has a huge ass.
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