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Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)

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*...that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
*...that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
  • ...that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
*...that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
  • ...that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"

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September 3: International Festival of Frowning at Cows (Saskatchewan)
  • 447 B.C. - The word “fabulous” is invented by Plato.
  • 1189 - Richard the Lionhearted is crowned King of England at Westminster, followed by a successful reign consisting chiefly of lazing in the sun and ridding the British Isles of zebras.
  • 1783 - The American Revolutionary War comes to an end with the Treaty of Paris. While America wins, it concedes that Britain is still better than France.
  • 1939 - Adolf Hitler embarks on his global tour, performing to a sold-out crowd in Warsaw.
  • 1945 - Spoons were acquired by the known company, Tupperware.
  • 1974 - William Shatner discovers the world's largest known deposits of tiberium in his back garden.
  • 1971 - The day my Daddy died.
  • 2005 - Bob sits down for dinner, frowns at his overcooked steak.

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