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Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)

Aspies should all know...

*...that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
*...that none of the links in this sentence have anything to do with it?
  • ...that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
*...that none of the links in this sentence have anything to do with it?
  • ...that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?

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On this day...

February 27: Banjo Impressions Day.
  • 1972: Diwn diwndiwn, diwn diwn, diwn diwn, diwn diwn
  • 1982: Banjo impressions are banned in Alabama during its Third Five-Year Plan.
  • 1985: deh de dew dew dew dew dew dew , dew........deh de dew dew dew dew dew dew , dew.
  • 1986: He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
  • 1994 - Top of the Flops debuts on BBC Two, earning a place at No.1 on this show results in a £10,000,000 fine. Madonna was the first Number One with Played Like a Banjo.
  • 1998: Nintendo and Rareware officially release Banjo-Kazooie, brief fad of impersonating a bear hits America
  • 2006: Apple's iRon topped selling charts for the first time.
  • 2007: Pokemon Olive a pokemon game was supposed to come out but didn't.
  • 2040: Intel creates the world's fastest computer processor, "Idiot Inside"
  • 2050: Apple sued for putting Michael Jackson in its iRon ads
  • 2645: Ting Tong playing Ping pong with King Kong in Hong Kong.
  • 2846: Ping-Pong merrilly on high...
  • 2847: Your mom plays my banjo... if you know what I mean.
  • 3007: Dr. Zoidberg plays spin the bottle with Dick Cheney and wins Bush's best tie, and a badger.
  • 3009: Smart humans invent The Banjo and make 23 billion songs. Five Published, millions buy Albums, $10 made.

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