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Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)

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*...that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
*...that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ...that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
*...that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ...that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?

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