User:Crazyswordsman/old

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Crazyswordsman/old also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

“What a retard...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Crazyswordsman

“George Bush doesn't care about CSM.”

~ Kanye West on Crazyswordsman

Hey! I actually made a userpage that I plan to use constructively now. For my favorite kind of humor, see User:Crazyswordsman/Random Humor.

LET US NEVER FORGET.

This user is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you run like hell or use extreme sarcasm before it eats you too.

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edit Stuff I made

• Horn Book
• Indianapolis Colts
• Pop v. Soda
• Rikku
• Dick Vitale
• UnNews:Iraq found to be safer than Ohio

Goys may not have enough chutzpah to understand Jewish wit. Kvetch about it all you want, but that won't help you understand it. Fill your kepellah with knowledge more suited for you.

edit Stuff I contributed to

• Final Fantasy Football:NFL 07 (With Brad)
• Drawn Together (With Sikon)

	Movie Trailer Announcer Guy - The Audio (file info)
	It's audio madness!

(With Mordillo)

edit Presents I have

Least Awards Award This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

"You rock!" ...and are NOT a smeg head Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Member of the Order

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

☞ Award of Mediocrity ☜ Huzzah. Cainad has given the you the lack of notority that accompanies his not-much-esteemed Mediocrity Award. It seems you are at least as mediocre a writer as he, if not more so. Probably as mediocre as this template, at least.

Fucking DUH!!! This user has stated the obvious.

Extreme Categorizer This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category.

This article needs far more swords. GIVE ME SWORDS.

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Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!