User:Crazyfulla/Save the trees

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“Trees are made of wood.”
~ Captain Obvious on Trees

edit Save the trees

you may no know it but paper comes from trees, so stop printing out blank peices of paper...

unless you like warm paper Nm 3nb 346x470

edit Save Those Darn Trees

if you dont save trees we will run out of oxygen and DIE!!!!!! mwahaha so save those trees SAVE THEM!!!

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edit if you dont listen a giant tree will fall on your house

MWAHAHAHAHA your too late your house is ... oh crap that was mine

...

DARN YOU BLOODY TREES!!!

edit Tree Hugger

ha ha ha so you're a tree hugger i hate trees i don't even know why im ...CRASH oh nuts a tree just fell on my car

edit smashed up car

some people hate me so they put this sign on to be funny!
This is a copyright protected image and used without permission! The artist may would not mind as long as you at least give them credit for!!! hickerphoto.com Funny-sign-vancouver-island 13

edit trees are your friends

uh... yeah i "like" trees, AND i've even made some steps for you to folow so you will have a tree free life!

edit Step 1 toilet time

uh sorry for the title but this is a serous matter we waste a lot of trees for crap paper and uh.. use this stuff instead Stainless steel toilet paper

edit step conclusion

so now you can't wipe your crap onto paper what are you going to do? Well... you could wipe your ass on a tree.

edit Step 2 NO PAPER NO EXEPTIONS

the end

edit step conclusion

FULL BLOODY STOP

edit Step tree no chainsaws

if you want to cut something cut off your head!!! to find out how click here

edit no toothpicks

use knives or an electric drill

no toothpicks = FUN SAFE TREE


edit Flamethrower!

burn those trees!

edit FINAL STEP

SAVE TREES EAT A BEAVER 7120445v2 240x240 Front Color-AshGrey


edit the history of the tree

trees have lived longer than you (unless you cut them down to make a house) the sworn enemy of a tree is... t... ... ... THE BEAVER

edit the dark side

beavers are evil EVIL!!!!!! they bite holes in your socks and they eat trees but, they have one weakness !!!... a tree falling on them

edit tree vs beaver

the tree wins oh yeah that beaver got wasted. Oh yeah you suck you stupid beaver you died you got owned. HAHAHAHA YOU BLOODY STUPID ANIMAL YOU ARE DEAD IN YOUR FACE YOU SUCK!!! go tree 174374


these beavers will be on the next happy tree friends episode

edit DID YOU KNOW

+ trees can commit suicide by falling onto things or off cliffs.

+ trees can be made into wooden condoms.

+ sometimes you can find things in trees such as money or hobos

+ wooden coffins are made from trees

edit the video game

save the trees the video game will be on the next box coming soon...

edit see also

move along please

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