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“Crazycraig18 is undoubtebly the sexiest person alive!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Crazycraig18

edit Helloooo

Hello my name is Craig but thats Mr Craig to you... Have a look round my user page and all of my templates which i have lazily put on...not that i'm making you look or anything....its your choice you know...i don't want to force you....

I AM AGAINST ANY FORM OF KITTEN HUFFING...not really hehehehe........

edit The articles which I have improved dramatically

Human vs. Kitten War


Species Homo Erectus Eroticus
Classification British
Position The President of the Great and Glorious Republic of Hell
Motive Form an army to take control of Uncyclopedia by Force (use of the Grue army).
Weapon Killer Eye Beams
Super Powers Telekenisis
Born September 28th, 1BC.
Attribute Awesomenessess
Level 12000
ATK 120000
Type Demon Warrior

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British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Main_page.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Tux-thinkpad This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

Pi3.14 This user loves pi
IP This user's IP is

Geek This user is a geek.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.

Naturalhabitat This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.
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This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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