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Hello. Welcome to my user page. Now get lost before I call the police, or whatever the hell you have in your country.
Seriously. I'll rip your lungs out of your neck. They will shred like paper, and it will make you die, whilst I walk away and continue a life of peace.
Okay, okay. You can stay. Don't expect to find alot on this page. It is not brilliant like some of the other pages. They're better. They make me jealous. I bet they sit there and laugh at me. Let them at it.
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...jolly good, wot?!