User:Cracker

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John Saltines Cracker

“What a douche-bag”

~ Oscar Wilde on Cracker.

“Cracker Please”

~ Black People on Cracker.

John Saltines Cracker

Cracker was said to be one of the great warriors of 101 Bakery, a hero of all heroes, a Cracker feared by none.

Foes of Cracker

Marshmallow

Marshmallow in its Awesomenessity form