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John Saltines Cracker

“What a douche-bag”
~ Oscar Wilde on Cracker.
Cracker Please”
~ Black People on Cracker.

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Cracker was said to be one of the great warriors of 101 Bakery, a hero of all heroes, a Cracker feared by none.

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Marshmallow in its Awesomenessity form

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