User:Crackbone

BEWARE: This user is a random pervert

Crackbone! or Keyraqueboane.

Hai Guizes

It's crackbone. Not the REAL crackbone, I'm not that cool. I just stole his name, and I claim fair use... Of his name. Ok, they're telling me I can't do that. I'm wrong. I'm very wrong. And I'm a terrible person.

Oh well. Thats not the point. Vote for me or die. To death. Okay, they're telling me I can't do THAT either. What can I do? Edit articles? Fine... Christ, you guys have alot of rules.

But if you do need proof of just how awesome I really am, check out this article that I probably didn't do!

MAGIC PANDAS????

This is my page.

Please, don't make me destroy you.

I LOVE OOZERBOCKSUS

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

ac-N	This user is a native speaker of those African clicky noises.

This user is has killed Right American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.

This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

This user loves pi

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

no nj

This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

RS	This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

This user is actually not an imposter. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user likes goats. Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

Man, I have alot of userboxes.

I don't care, though. Bwahahaha. I am no.... Word.

Is there a purpose to this page? No. Not even a little bit. Feel free to leave me comments on my talk page. Because this is mine. For me.