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I can't be arsed to make a really flashy page with loads of crap all on it, because a) I'm lazy, and b) I really, very much doubt you give a shit anyway.
Hence, there is next to nothing on this page, just my articles. Do I care? No.
Got something to say to me?!? UH?? Well HAVE YOU?!? [THEN SAY IT TO MY FACE, PUNK!!]
Julian Clary (WIP)
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...jolly good, wot?!