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The Gold Coast is a collection of houses, freeways and motels in South East Queensland that almost resembles a city. It is second most popolous metropoliton area in Queensland, and as such has the second largest population of rednecks, surfie bogans and corrupt police officers. The "city" is famous for its shark infested canals, expansive culture (see "Big Brother") and tourist traps. It is often considered the "Las Vegas" of Australia, in that residents feel they are stuck in the middle of the Nevada desert.


edit History

In the mid 1980's famed Sydney Swans footballer Warrick Capper

Captain James Cook became the first European to note the region when he sailed along the coast on May 16, 1770 in the HM Bark Endeavour. This exploration was however focussed on areas south of Gold Coast region in the northern rivers of New South Wales.

Captain Matthew Flinders, an explorer charting the continent north from the colony of New South Wales, sailed past in 1802. The region remained uninhabited by Europeans until 1823 when explorer John Oxley landed at Mermaid Beach, which was named after his boat, a cutter named Mermaid.

The hinterland's red cedar supply attracted large numbers of people to the area in the mid 1800s. The western suburb of Nerang was surveyed and established as a base for the industry. Later in 1875, Southport was surveyed and established and quickly grew a reputation as a secluded holiday destination for the upper class Brisbane residents.

In 1925, tourism to the area grew rapidly when Jim Cavill established the Surfers Paradise Hotel. The population grew steadily to support the tourism industry and by the 1940s, real estate speculators and journalists were referring to the area as the "Gold Coast." The true origin of the name is still debatable. The name "Gold Coast" was officially proclaimed in 1958 when the South Coast Town Council was renamed "Gold Coast Town Council."

During the 1970s, real-estate developers gained a dominant role in local politics, and high-rises began to dominate the area now known as Surfers Paradise and later in 1981 the airport was established. In 1994 the Gold Coast City Council and the Shire of Albert amalgamated to create new city boundaries under the administration of the City of Gold Coast Council.

edit Geography and topography

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Gold Coast City stretches from Beenleigh on the southern fringe of Logan City, for approximately 60km (38 miles) south to Coolangatta situated on the New South Wales border, and extends west to the foothills of the Great Dividing Range in World Heritage listed Lamington National Park. Tweed Heads and sections of Beaudesert are also commonly referred to as being a part of 'The Gold Coast' region. However, they do not fall into the statistical boundaries of Gold Coast City.

The Gold Coast is situated in the southeast corner of Queensland, to the south of Brisbane, the state capital. Due to continuous development in south-east Queensland over the past 30 years, the Gold Coast/Beenleigh/Logan City/Brisbane region is now a conurbation. The Gold Coast officially stretches from the south end of Logan City and Russell Island to the border with New South Wales. The southernmost town is Coolangatta which includes Point Danger and its lighthouse. Coolangatta is a twin city with Tweed Heads located directly across the border. At 28.1667° S 153.55° E, this is the most easterly point on the Queensland mainland (Point Lookout on the offshore island of North Stradbroke is slightly further east).

From Coolangatta, approximately forty kilometres of holiday resorts and surfing beaches stretch north to the suburb of Main Beach, and then further on Stradbroke Island. The suburbs of Southport and Surfers Paradise form the Gold Coast's commercial centre (latitude about 27.7 degrees south). The administrative area of the Gold Coast City Council (Gold Coast City Council Website) continues north up to and including Beenleigh.

The major river in the area is the Nerang River. Much of the land between the coastal strip and the hinterland was once wetlands drained by this river, but the swamps have been converted into manmade waterways (over 260 km [1], or over 9 times that of Venice, Italy) and artificial islands covered in upmarket homes. The heavily developed coastal strip sits on a narrow barrier sandbar between these waterways and the sea.

To the west, the city is bordered by a part of the Great Dividing Range commonly referred to as the 'Gold Coast hinterland'. A 206 km² section of the mountain range is protected by Lamington National Park and has been listed as a World Heritage area in recognition of its "outstanding geological features displayed around shield volcanic craters and the high number of rare and threatened rainforest species."[1] The area is popular among bushwalkers and day-trippers.

edit Climate

Climate Table
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
Mean daily maximum temperature (°C) 28.5 28.3 27.6 25.9 23.3 21.2 20.6 21.4 23.3 25.2 26.7 28.1 25.0
Mean daily minimum temperature (°C) 20.3 20.5 19.2 16.5 13.4 10.6 9.2 9.8 12.1 15.0 17.4 19.2 15.3
Mean total rainfall (mm) 175.3 190.0 202.0 135.8 131.5 93.0 74.6 55.8 57.9 86.7 103.8 132.1 1428.6
Mean number of rain days 12.7 13.3 15.2 11.4 10.1 7.5 7.0 6.9 7.3 8.9 10.0 11.2 121.5

edit Urban structure

edit Waterways

Waterfront canal living is a feature of the Gold Coast, and most canal frontage homes have pontoons. The Gold Coast Seaway, between The Spit and South Stradbroke Island, allows vessels direct access to the Pacific Ocean from The Broadwater and many of the city's canal estates. Breakwaters on either side of the Seaway prevent longshore drift and the bar from silting up. A sand pumping operation on the Spit pipes sand under the Seaway to continue this natural process.

edit Beaches

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The city consists of 57 kilometres of coastline with some of the most popular surf breaks in Australia including, South Stradbroke Island, The Spit, Main Beach, Surfers Paradise, Broadbeach, Mermaid Beach, Nobby Beach, Miami, Burleigh Beach, Burleigh Heads, Tallebudgera Beach, Palm Beach, Curruminbin Beach, Tugun, Bilinga, Kirra, Coolangatta, Greenmount, Rainbow Bay, Snapper Rocks and Froggies Beach. Duranbah beach is one of the world's best known surfing beaches and is often thought of as being part of Gold Coast City, but is actually just across the New South Wales state border in Tweed Shire.

There are also beaches along many of the Gold Coast's 860km of navigable tidal waterways. Popular inland beaches include Southport, Budds Beach, Marine Stadium, Currumbin Alley, Tallebudgera Estuary, Jacobs Well, Jabiru Island, Paradise Point, Harley Park Labrador, Santa Barbara, Boykambil and Evandale Lake.

edit Beach Safety and Management

While the beaches are beautiful and enticing, there are also inherent dangers, and the Gold Coast has Australia’s largest[2] professional surf lifesaving service to protect people on the beaches and to promote surf safety throughout the community.

The Queensland Department of Primary Industries carries out the Queensland Shark Control Program (SCP) to protect swimmers from sharks. No fatal shark attacks have occurred on protected ocean beaches, tidal waterways or canals on the Gold Coast since 1958 (however two fatal attacks have been recorded in inland lake areas that are separate from the tidal waterways network since 2000).[3] Sharks are caught by using nets and baited drumlines off the major swimming beaches. Even with the SCP, sharks do range within sight of the patrolled beaches, lifeguards will clear swimmers from the water if it is considered that there is a safety risk.

Gold Coast City Council's beach cleaners sweep the mainland beaches every morning to ensure a safe and clean recreational surface.

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Gold Coast Beaches have experienced periods of severe beach erosion. In 1967 a series of 11 cyclones removed most of the sand from Gold Coast beaches. The Government of Queensland engaged engineers from Delft University in the Netherlands to advise what to do about the beach erosion. The Delft Report[4] was published in 1971 and outlined a series of works for Gold Coast Beaches including Gold Coast Seaway,[5] works at Narrowneck that resulted in the Northern Gold Coast Beach Protection Strategy[6] and works at the Tweed River that became the Tweed River Entrance Sand Bypassing Project.[7] By 2005 most of the recommendations of the 1971 Delft Report had been implemented. The Gold Coast City Council commenced implementation of the Palm Beach, Protection Strategy[8] but ran into considerable opposition from the community participating in a NO REEF protest campaign.[9] The Gold Coast City Council then committed to completing a review of beach management practices to update the Delft Report. The Gold Coast Shoreline Management Plan[10] will be delivered by a range of organisations including the EPA, Gold Coast City Council and the Griffith Centre for Coastal Management.

Gold Coast City Council is also investing into the quality and capacity of the Gold Coast Oceanway that provides sustainable transport along Gold Coast beaches. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

edit Governance

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There are three levels of government exist on the Gold Coast - local, State and Federal.

The city is governed at the local level by the Gold Coast City Council. On 23 October 1958, local administrators established the Gold Coast Town Council. Only six months later, on 16 May 1959, the Queensland Government proclaimed the Gold Coast a city. In 1995, Albert Shire Council merged with the existing Gold Coast City Council to form a supra-local authority that maintained the existing name Gold Coast City Council.

The Crime and Misconduct Commission has held an inquiry into allegations of official misconduct against candidates who ran in the 2004 Council elections.[2] The CMC found “secrecy, deceit and misinformation” had corrupted the electoral process during the 2004 Gold Coast City Council election.[3]

Fourteen divisions represent Gold Coast, numbered from division 01 (based at Beenleigh) to division 14 (based at Coolangatta). Each Councillor is elected by voters from their division and all voters in the city vote for the mayor. The councillors so far have not been publicly aligned with major political parties, although speculation is that this is enevitable. The perception of various voting blocs within the Council is a common area for comment and intrigue for local media.

Former Olympian Ron Clarke was elected mayor of the city in 2004. Former mayors of the city include Gary Baildon, Lex Bell, Ray Stevens, Ern Harley and Sir Bruce Small.

The city is represented at the state level by nine members in the Queensland Legislative Assembly. The seats they hold are: Broadwater, Burleigh, Currumbin, Gaven, Mudgeeraba, Robina, Southport and Surfers Paradise.

Federally, Gold Coast is represented by four members in the House of Representatives, whose seats are Fadden (northern), Moncrieff (central), McPherson (southern) and Forde (western). Historically, the Gold Coast has remained a very safe conservative electorate. Three of the Gold Coast electorates (Fadden, Moncrieff and McPherson) have returned only Liberal Party representative since 1986.

Southport Courthouse is the city's major courthouse and has jurisdiction to hear petty criminal offences and civil matters up to AU$250,000. Indictable offences, criminal sentencing and civil matters above AU$250,000 are heard in the higher Supreme Court of Queensland which is located in Brisbane. There are subsidiary Magistrates Courts, also located at the northern and southern suburbs of Beenleigh and Coolangatta.

Numinbah Correctional Centre, located in the city's hinterland suburb of Numinbah Valley, is an open-custody prison farm. The centre is a minimum security prison accommodating for up to 104 male prisoners and in a separate annex, twenty-five female prisoners.

edit Economy

According to a study[11] completed by the Centre for Economic Policy Modelling (CEPM) at the University of Queensland, Gold Coast regional gross domestic product for financial year ending June 30 2002 was nearly AU$8.9 billion.

Main industry sectors contributing to the regional gross domestic product included property services, construction, retail trade, business services, transport, tourism (accommodation, cafes and restaurants), finance & insurance, health services, education, wholesale trade and entertainment.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

edit Tourism

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edit Film production

Gold Coast City is the major film production centre in Queensland and has accounted for 75%[12] of all film production in Queensland since the 1990s, with an expenditure of around $150 million per year. Gold Coast is the third largest film production centre in Australia behind Sydney and Melbourne. Warner Brothers have large studious located just outside of the city, at Helensvale, which have been the filming locations for films such as the Scooby Doo films and The House of Wax (2005).

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Warner Roadshow Studios are situated adjacent to the Warner Bros Movie World Theme Park at Oxenford. The Studios consists of eight sound stages, production offices, editing rooms, wardrobe, construction workshops, water tanks and commissary. These sounds stages vary in size and have an overall floor area of 10,844 sq metres, making Warner Roadshow Studio one of the largest studio lots in the Southern Hemisphere. Recent productions include Scooby Doo and The House of Wax. The Queensland Government actively supports the film and television production industry in Queensland and provides both non-financial and financial assistance through the Pacific Film and Television Commission.

edit Culture

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edit Sport and Recreation

The Gold Coast is represented in 3 national competitions by the following teams:

Team name Competition Sport
Gold Coast Titans National Rugby League Rugby League
Gold Coast Blaze National Basketball League Basketball
East Coast Aces Australian Rugby Championship Rugby Union
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These three teams all have their first season in 2007 and are the first national teams in many years to be situated on the Gold Coast.

The Gold Coast does not host a team in the AFL but from 2007 three AFL premiership matches involving the North Melbourne Kangaroos will be played at Carrara Stadium.

The Gold Coast has also been mentioned as a prime candidate for hosting an A-League team when the competition is expanded. Former WWE Superstar Nathan Jones comes from the Gold Coast.

There are many recreational activities situated on the Gold Coast ranging from Surfing to fishing and Boating to Golf.

There is a range of sporting facilities on the Gold Coast from the Carrara Stadium, Carrara Indoor Sport Centre, Nerang Velodrome and the Sports Super Centre. Some of these Facilities are being superseded by newer and larger capacity facilities. Two examples of these are the Gold Coast Convention Center to play host to a Gold Coast Basketball team and Skilled Park to host NRL games.

edit Events

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The Lexmark Indy 300 is a car racing event held annually, usually in October. The course ventures through the streets of Surfers Paradise and Main Beach. The Indy 300 comprises many other events such as the Indy Undie Ball and the Miss Indy Competition. The V8 Supercars event also coincides with the Indy 300, using the same track route.

The Magic Millions carnival is the brainchild of entrepreneurs Gerry Harvey (of Harvey Normans) and John Singleton. In 2005 John Singleton won the 3 yearr Old Trophy with Tippitaka and proceeded in true Singo-Style to shout the entire bar at the Gold Coast Turf Club. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] He then backed up in 2006 to win the 2yr Old Classic with Mirror Mirror. There is plans to relocate and build a state of the art new racetrack at Palm Meadows which will incoporate the Magic Million sale with facilities for up to 4000 horses. The current race track is too small and can not handle the amount of horses for sale at the carnival. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

edit Media

The daily, local newspaper is The Gold Coast Bulletin which is published by News Corporation. The Gold Coast Sun and Gold Coast Mail are other local newspapers.

Gold Coast is unique in that it is officially in the television broadcast licence areas of both Brisbane (metro) and Northern New South Wales (regional). The Brisbane networks are Seven, Nine and Ten. The regional affiliates are Prime Television, NBN Television and Southern Cross Ten. Also broadcasting to the area are the ABC and SBS television services. Subscription television services Foxtel (via cable) and Austar (via satellite) are also available.

Major FM radio stations include, 88 BeachFM (tourist info., Top 40), 89.3 4CRB-FM (Christian), 90.9 SEAFM (Top 40, pop), 91.7 Coast FM (contemporary, ABC local news and information), 92.5 Gold 92.5 (mix of 70s, 80s, 90s, and Top 40), 93.5 SBS (Brisbane), 94.1 Jazz Radio (jazz, blues and swing music), 97.7 JJJ Triple J (alternative and chart music), 102.9 Hot Tomato (Top 40, pop), 104 4MBS Classic, 105.7 Radio Metro (dance, pop, R&B, and left field) and 106 ABC Classic FM. Several Brisbane AM and FM radio stations can also be received in various areas.

edit Landmarks

Q1

Since its opening in 2005 the Q1 building has been a popular destination for tourists and locals alike. The Q1 Building was developed because of the growing rivallry between the Gold Coast Mayor, Warwick Capper and Melbourne's Mayor Batman. An argument ensued with each Mayor claiming thier city had the laregest building. Initially both were shy to measure thier building in public but after some encouragment both rose to the occasion. After the first measurment Melbourne Eureka building was declared the biggest. Capper protested argueing that the Q1 is laregest in winter when the steel structure hardens, and "what good is it when its not hard anyway?". Further tests confirmed that whilst the Q1 was fully errect in winter it was indeed the larger building. Melbourne's Mayor then argued that the measurment had not taken into account the girth of the building as "girth makes all the difference"

edit Education

Education is laregly frowned upon by residents of the Gold Coast and Quenslanders in general. Residents have been discouraged from attending school ever since former Premier Joh-Bilke Peterson made the link between high school graduate having a "higher rate of homosexuality and communist or witchcraft beliefs". Those brave enough to risk cultural isolation to attend school and those smart enough to succesfully complete the QCS University Entrance Exam (To succesfully complete the exam, students must skip on a hopscotch pattern, from numbers 1 to 6 in numerical order. The exam has a 12% success rate.) can gain acceptance to the two competing Universities of the Gold Coast.

  • Bond University - Australias first private University founded by one of Australias most famous corporate crooks. Degrees are awarded on merit and of the value the student has given to the campus. An undergraduate degree can be bought for $60,000 ($75,000 for Hons) and a Masters for $140,000. It appeals to students who dont have the time, talent or skills to pass at a real university, but more than make up for it in wealth.
  • Griffith University - Otherwise known as "I cant believe its not Tafe". Very popular for its arts

degree, with majors in basketweaving and fingerpainting and its Business degrees majoring in Photocopying and Faxing. Well respected within Queensland for the quality of its graduates, who succesfully fill position in centrelinks througout the country.

edit Infrastructure

edit Health

The Gold Coast Hospital at Southport is the second largest hospital in Queensland, with 3000 regular staff (including 10 doctors!). Despite Queensland health having fallen in many areas in recent years the Gold Coast Hospital proudly announced that it has become "Smallpox free since 1998". It proudly has the highest amount of accused terrorists in any Australian hospital and is also highly praised for its technically advanced Leach based cancer therapy. What the Gold Coast hospital lacks in qualified staff and high tech equipment it more than makes up for in leach based cures.

edit Transport

Public transport was heavily discouraged in Queensland by Premier Joh-Bilke Peterson as he likened it to "Socialism on wheels"


Air

Gold Coast Airport is located at Coolangatta, approximately 22 kilometres south of Surfers Paradise. Services are provided to interstate capitals and major cities as well as to major New Zealand cities. Services are also available to some Asian countries and when the new extended runway is completed end 2007 more Asian countries will be available. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] A new terminal is also under way and should be completed by 2009. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

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edit Utilities

Electricity

Electricity for the Gold Coast is sourced from Powerlink Queensland at bulk supply substations which is provided via the National Electricity Market from an interconnected multi-State power system. In the early 1990s Australian governments commenced a program of deregulation of the electricity sector, which is progressively being introduced in multiple phases known as traunches. The Government-owned electricity corporation Energex distributes and retails electricity, natural gas, liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) and value-added products and services to residential, industrial and commercial customers in South-East Queensland.

Water supply Template:Unreferencedsection The Hinze Dam 15 km southwest of Nerang is the population's main water supply. The Little Nerang Dam which feeds into Hinze Dam can supplement part of the city area's water needs, and both are managed by the city council directorate Gold Coast Water. Reforms of the way in which the water industry is structured have been announced by the State Government, with transfer of ownership and management of water services from local government to the state occurring in 2008-09. Gold Coast City Council also sources water from Wivenhoe Dam, west of Brisbane for northern suburbs when the Hinze Dam, at one-tenth of Wivenhoe's capacity, becomes low. Water shortage and water restrictions have been current local issues, and a few new Gold Coast residential areas have recently included dual reticulation in their planning and development to supply water from a new water recycling plant being built concurrently. This will make available highly treated recycled water for use around the home in addition to potable water. The Gold Coast has received world recognition for this scheme in its Pimpama-Coomera suburbs.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] Gold Coast Water has also been recognised for its world leading HACCP water quality management system by the World Health Organisation which published Gold Coast Water's system as a good model for managing water quality and safety from catchment to tap. A desalination plant is currently under construction at Tugun to supplement Southeast Queensland via a water grid.

edit Future projects

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Public Transport

  • Gold Coast Rapid Transit System a light rail or bus rapid transport system running mainly along Smith Street and Gold Coast highway from Southport down to Coolangatta is expected to start construction in 2008.
  • The existing heavy rail Gold Coast line will be progressively extended to Coolangatta.

Roads

The Pacific Motorway will be upgraded between Nerang and Tugun to a four-lane corridor in both directions, with the Tugun Bypass to be completed in 2008.

edit Sister cities

According to the Gold Coast City Council Website
Country City (and Province or State)
ChinaChinaBeihai, Guangxi Zhuang
FranceFranceNoumea, New Caledonia island territory
GreeceGreeceCorfu
IsraelIsraelNetanya
JapanJapanKanagawa Prefecture and Takasu, Hokkaido
MongoliaMongoliaUlaanbaatar
New ZealandNew ZealandHorowhenua
Republic of ChinaTaiwanTaipei and Tainan
United Arab EmiratesUnited Arab EmiratesDubai
United StatesUnited States of AmericaFt. Lauderdale, Florida

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