User:Comrade Drecksack

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This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
This user edits Game Online. RIGHT ON!

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us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
ja-1-I This user is able to speak with a basic level of Japanese but is too stupid to learn how to read it.

enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.
de-P This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
bs-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
bs-G This user does not speak Bullsh!t and furthermore believes Bullsh!t to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Bullsh!t.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
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