User:Comrade Drecksack

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ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Che santoru This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Pork-selector This user edits Game Online. RIGHT ON!

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us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
ja-1-I This user is able to speak with a basic level of Japanese but is too stupid to learn how to read it.

enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.
de-P This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
bs-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
bs-G This user does not speak Bullsh!t and furthermore believes Bullsh!t to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Bullsh!t.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
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