Hello my Uncyclopedia Comrades!
I am a communist! I will do everything in my power to make Uncyclopedia more communist for us all to enjoy equally!
My father was a worker and my mother was a farmer. Togeather they gave birth to a great Communist: me! Following in the footsteps of the great leaders, Lenin and Stalin, I will help liberate the world from capitalist ways!
I am a Soldier in the Grue Army, Blue Squadron. To Communism's triumph, lead us on!
More recently I acquired the domain name "euroipods.com". This is a great step to making the world more communist, Comrades! --ComradeSlice @ 06:42, January 2, 2011 (UTC)