User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Templates I used on my previously messy userpage

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Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

Wikipedia no soul This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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tlh-X This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

vg-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Vogon.

3hearts This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


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So hand it over. NOW.
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IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.
14 This user is 14 years old, going on Socialist Revolutionary. He wants to believe.
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T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
(Or at least pretends to.)

TommyGang This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
This user owes the Mafia a favour...
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Bow down to them!!!

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This article needs to be expanded.
This article is a trap! Your wife has betrayed you. Get your revenge.

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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.


Exploding-head This article contains way too disgusting information.
Absorbing any of it may cause one's brain to asplode.
You can help Uncyclopedia by adding more

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This article has too many images.
Please, remove some of the worse ones and clean it up a mite. With fewer pictures maybe someone'll steal a glance at the text. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

Gandhi studio 1931 Gandhi protects this article!
Vandalism will result in you being Yoga Blasted by HIM!
Did you know...
that this page has far too many templates?
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