User:Coleridge49

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

edit My Ideas

Bushtit - Animal that lives in the Aussie bush. Will make pics of boobs with faces, will include black ones and ones with faces.

Brainwashing - The idea that washing your brain with soap and water will change your views - with refferences to scientology

Pound sign - Idea of the ancient art of pounding a sign with the head or fist.

PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY IDEAS.

Vanilla fresh This Article smells funny...

...and has been awarded a vanilla-scented air freshener.



.: WARNING :.
Nocomprendo
WARNING!
 
           "Coleridge49" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Leet faith. In order to prevent random numbers being placed all over the place, please do not speak it in front of them.
Zeichen 101 DANGER!!   Viewing or reading this page can be deadly ... or worse.
23,472,692 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, infected with Herpes, and/or disfigured for daring to see this page.
If you just got here and are feeling dizzy due to losing a pint of blood from the stump where your arm
used to be, please stumble away and call for help, then lay down in the gutter and pass out.





Danger environment
THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS ONE OR MORE WORDS OR PHRASES KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
TO CAUSE CANCER, BIRTH DEFECTS AND OTHER REPRODUCTIVE HARM.
Stop hand The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.
Please stop reading or risk SEHS.




Bomb Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.


Nuvola apps important Attempt to explain joke
This article attempts to explain a joke in minute detail, as if to an idiot, a very small child, or a very small child who is also an idiot. It also attempts to explain its own explanation, which, if successful, could result in crashing the universe. Please do not crash the universe.













Kansas
Approved by the Kansas State Board of Education
This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.


TV-14 This article may not be suitable for all audiences.
This article contains content not suitable for people with the brain of a person under 14 inches (35.5cm) tall or TransVestites.


Std2

This STD has been canonized by the Pope for its
     blessed fight against the use of evil condoms.


Nuvola apps important It is a violation of federal, state, and/or international law to view this article.
Thus, YOU MAY NOT VIEW THIS ARTICLE. Violators will be punished with instant decapitation and a $20,000 fine.
Nuvola apps important



Personal tools
projects