User:Colbert231

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bl-N This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
mor-L Thith uther thpeakth -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . with a really thexy lithp.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Brain This user's IQ is 138.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176 This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Militant atheist This user is a militant atheist.

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Pasta be upon this user.

DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!


DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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