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Colonel "Raven" Swordman -- The personification of arrogance and evil
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Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman ) currently studies at an Australia-based University as a BSc honours student. He became a (non-noteworthy, evil) member of Uncyclopeida.org in late 2005 when he realised that the wiki existed.
He related, "I was doing a Google search on a serious subject last year and all of the sudden I noticed there was something wrong in one of those results.
'Hmmm, ooook... What? Wait a minute...' "
Sowrdman is also known to be a creepy Asian , a sympathiser of evil terrorists and a co-ordinator of a blasphemous clan page that contains no "humor".
edit Conquests My landmark 10,000th point for Stanford's Folding@Home project.
Here are some lists of things contributed by Col.swordman:
Full-length articles
Title
Original/rewritten
Details
"Cavalry "
original - 1924, 31.12.2005
entire article
"Hong Kong "
rewritten - 0023, 11.05.2006
article and template
"How to sign up online for a non-existent gift "
original - 1909, 23.05.2006
article and pictures
"Intellectual property "
rewritten - 0113, 05.06.2006
article
"iRaq Pocket PC, the "
rewritten - 0155, 22.05.2006
merged 2 old articles, expanded content
"Islam "
rewritten - 2129, 16.08.2006
article and pictures
"M16 "
rewritten - 2057, 24.05.2006
article and picture
"Newspeak "
rewritten - 0246, 08.07.2006
article
"Pentium 4 "
original - 2241, 12.07.2006
article
"Veronicas, the "
original - 1441, 04.05.2006
article and picture
"WorkChoices "
original - 0306, 08.12.2006
article and pictures
edit Marks of Destruction edit Babes (hot and not)
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Descriptions
Picture
Descriptions
THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course)
Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over
edit Politics-related
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Descriptions
Picture
Descriptions
Protected by law
Not protected by law
Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp
The sacred flag of HK-SAR
SARS
Evil John Howard
Johnny the Cyberman
edit Numbers and figures
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Descriptions
Picture
Descriptions
A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern
An updated version of the made-up version of Australia's demographics
edit Commercial Products
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Descriptions
Picture
Descriptions
Ribena Premium Bleach, for the emo in every one of us
Intel inside, idiot outside
edit Rock Bands
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Descriptions
Picture
Descriptions
Cliff Williams (AC/DC) (Featured image - 12/08/2006)
"The Gimp" - tribute of "Cliff Williams " by Severian
edit Schemes of Shadow See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log
edit Send A Death Threat E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au
Note:
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