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TO QUICKLY CLARIFY: No, this page has nothing to do with the band called Codeye. If you were looking for Codeye the band, try www.codeye.co.uk. (In fact, even if you weren't looking for Codeye the band, go to codeye.co.uk anyway. Their pages have to be better than this bag of wank, and their music's actually fucking awesome as a bonus. Good job too. I'd hate to share my name with a shit band.)
Just so we're clear, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CODEYE THE MUSICIANS, YOU WANT CODEYE.CO.UK. OK?
OK. Right, now I've had to quickly cobble some old shite together on this page to stop my name being a RED link. Just this pile of old crap makes it nice and blue, and makes me look as if I am REAL to everyone! Don't expect humour here like the dazzling wit I employ when creating a proper page. I just don't have time. Updates will be very few and far between here, too - if ya want updates, try any Microsoft product instead. You'll be deluged with essential updates from installation until the minute you stop using the program. Anyhoo..
Check ME out!
Pages I've created, whittled away at and endlessly honed to imperfection (although not recently, hence the not-very-funny bits):
That's it for now. I've made significant edits to hundreds of other pages too, but if you don't say anything I won't!