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LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.
<span style="position:absolute; left:40px; top:18px; z-index:100000;"><div style="font-family:courier;"><big><big><big><u><nowiki>|c|o|d|e|i|n|e|</nowiki></u></big></big></big>
<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your <s>anti</s>-drug</div></span>
[[Image:Frozen over.jpg|thumb|Looks like Codeine finally wrote something funny]]
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==Stuff I Started==
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| style="width:45px;height:45px;background:#ffffff;font-size:14pt;text-align:center;" | '''[[Yugoslavia|sh-2]]'''
| style="font-size:8pt;color:#ffffff;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em;" | This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of '''[[Yugoslavia|<span style="color:#ffffff;text-decoration:underline">Srpski-Hrvatski</span>]]'''.
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| style="width:45px;height:45px;background:#00FF00;font-size:14pt;text-align:center;" | '''[[Yoda|Yd-N]]'''
| style="font-size:8pt;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em;" | This user a native speaker of '''[[Yoda]]''' is.
| {{F@HUser}}
| {{Bassist}}
| {{Pianist}}
*[[UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism]]
*[[UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production]]
*[[UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"]]
*[[Em:]] (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
*[[Aa:]] (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
*[[HowTo:Online Jihad]] (rewrite)
*[[Idiocrates]] *'''Featured'''*
*[[Chlamydia (band)]]
*[[Viet Nam (video game)]]
*[[Gulf War II (video game)]]
*[[Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament]]
*[[Vodafone]] (rewrite)
*[[Funky Cold Medina]]
*[[St. Nokia]]
*[[Mount Everest]]
*Some [[Zork]] stuff
*and many [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries|Anniversaries]]
<BR> addition to [[Special:Contributions/Codeine|ruining]] other people's hard work
==Images I made==
<gallery>Image:Razorglove.jpg|Razor Glove. As featured on the [[Main Page|front page]] article "[[List of weapons that don't exist, but should]]"
Image:Lost.png|A typical [[English]] country signpost '''(Featured)'''
Image:Hankban.jpg|Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia [[Special:Listadmins|Admin]]
Image:Yee-haw2.jpg|[[Much Ado About Yokels|But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks?]] Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again.
Image:pocketful.jpg|A pocketful of [[Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars|ninjastars]]. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick.
Image:Evilprinter.jpg|It's a little-known fact that [[HowTo:Exorcise_your_Printer|HP printers]] are set to 'evil' by default.
Image:Pwnshop.jpg|[[Pawn shop|Pwn shops]] are not your friend.
Image:hitlerfish.PNG|Don't ask.
Image:Warhol spuds.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Sophia"'']], Andy Warhol, 1967
Image:The Creation of Sophia.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"The Creation of Sophia"'']], Michelangelo, 1512
Image:Sophia-Arnolfini.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato"'']], Jan van Eyck, 1434
Image:Che harley.jpg|Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the [[Cockney Rebel|Cockney Rebels]]
==Awards, Titles and Honours==
{{Ninjastar|Ninjastarfish.jpg|Brown Ninjastarfish|Awarded for the valiant work in editing crud<br> and dealing with the crud-meisters.|Mhaille}}
{{Ninjastar|StuckNinjastar.png|Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand|For creation of a Pocketful of Ninjastars.|[[User:gwax|gwax]]}}
{{Ninjastar|Ninjaskin.png|Reskin Ninjastar|For '''[[Em:]]''', because what the world needs is a little more darkness, angst and self-mutilation.|[[User:Rcmurphy|'''Rcmurphy''']]}}
{{QuarterAward|[[Forum:CHEESE!|reconciling the cheese-pie conflict]] in the BENSON forum.}}
*[[User:Codeine/links|Quick links]]
==To do list==
*Watch [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries]] formatting (ongoing, *latest pass*: checked Oct-Jan as of 05/10/06)
*Try and sort out [[Special:Categories]] to be a bit friendlier
*Finish off [[False Idol]]
*More work on [[HowTo:Online_Jihad]], [[Chlamydia (band)]], [[Vodafone]]
*Check for expired MTU/NRV tags
*Beat some (non)sense into [[Portsmouth]]
*Schoolcruft [ here]

Revision as of 18:42, November 10, 2006

LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.

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