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LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.
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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your <s>anti</s>-drug</div></span>
 
 
[[Image:Frozen over.jpg|thumb|Looks like Codeine finally wrote something funny]]
 
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==Stuff I Started==
 
 
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*[[UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism]]
 
*[[UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production]]
 
*[[UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"]]
 
*[[Em:]] (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
 
*[[Aa:]] (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
 
*[[HowTo:Online Jihad]] (rewrite)
 
*[[Idiocrates]] *'''Featured'''*
 
*[[Chlamydia (band)]]
 
*[[Viet Nam (video game)]]
 
*[[Gulf War II (video game)]]
 
*[[UnNews:God_Admits_Responsibility_For_Hurricane_Katrina]]
 
*[[Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament]]
 
*[[Vodafone]] (rewrite)
 
*[[Funky Cold Medina]]
 
*[[Tequila]]
 
*[[Bosnia]]
 
*[[St. Nokia]]
 
*[[Mount Everest]]
 
*[[Template:Supergrass]]
 
*[[Template:Hall-of-Famer]]
 
*Some [[Zork]] stuff
 
*and many [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries|Anniversaries]]
 
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...in addition to [[Special:Contributions/Codeine|ruining]] other people's hard work
 
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==Images I made==
 
<gallery>Image:Razorglove.jpg|Razor Glove. As featured on the [[Main Page|front page]] article "[[List of weapons that don't exist, but should]]"
 
Image:Lost.png|A typical [[English]] country signpost '''(Featured)'''
 
Image:Hankban.jpg|Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia [[Special:Listadmins|Admin]]
 
Image:Yee-haw2.jpg|[[Much Ado About Yokels|But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks?]] Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again.
 
Image:pocketful.jpg|A pocketful of [[Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars|ninjastars]]. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick.
 
Image:Evilprinter.jpg|It's a little-known fact that [[HowTo:Exorcise_your_Printer|HP printers]] are set to 'evil' by default.
 
Image:Pwnshop.jpg|[[Pawn shop|Pwn shops]] are not your friend.
 
Image:hitlerfish.PNG|Don't ask.
 
Image:Warhol spuds.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Sophia"'']], Andy Warhol, 1967
 
Image:The Creation of Sophia.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"The Creation of Sophia"'']], Michelangelo, 1512
 
Image:Sophia-Arnolfini.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato"'']], Jan van Eyck, 1434
 
Image:Che harley.jpg|Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the [[Cockney Rebel|Cockney Rebels]]
 
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==Awards, Titles and Honours==
 
<center>{{KUN}}</center>
 
 
<center>{{UOTM|Month=January|Year=2006}}</center>
 
 
<center>{{Burninator}}</center>
 
 
<center>{{Deletion_Award}}</center>
 
 
<center>{{FH|Article=Idiocrates}}</center>
 
 
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<center>{{Cookie|Name=Splaka}}</center>
 
 
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{{Ninjastar|Ninjastarfish.jpg|Brown Ninjastarfish|Awarded for the valiant work in editing crud<br> and dealing with the crud-meisters.|Mhaille}}
 
 
{{Ninjastar|StuckNinjastar.png|Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand|For creation of a Pocketful of Ninjastars.|[[User:gwax|gwax]]}}
 
 
{{Ninjastar|Ninjaskin.png|Reskin Ninjastar|For '''[[Em:]]''', because what the world needs is a little more darkness, angst and self-mutilation.|[[User:Rcmurphy|'''Rcmurphy''']]}}
 
 
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<center>{{:Awards/Grammarnazi}}</center>
 
 
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{{User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased}}
 
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{{QuarterAward|[[Forum:CHEESE!|reconciling the cheese-pie conflict]] in the BENSON forum.}}
 
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*[[User:Codeine/links|Quick links]]
 
 
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==To do list==
 
 
*Watch [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries]] formatting (ongoing, *latest pass*: checked Oct-Jan as of 05/10/06)
 
*Try and sort out [[Special:Categories]] to be a bit friendlier
 
*Finish off [[False Idol]]
 
*More work on [[HowTo:Online_Jihad]], [[Chlamydia (band)]], [[Vodafone]]
 
*Check for expired MTU/NRV tags
 
*Beat some (non)sense into [[Portsmouth]]
 
*Schoolcruft [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?adv=1&ncats=1&qall=&qsome=school+college&qnone=&ngrams=&where=name&local=1&wiki=&category1=&filetype=&ns0=1&ns6=1&ns10=1&ns14=1&lang=en&lastedit=&advdo=Search here]
 
 
 
 
 
{{Mommy's_medicine}}
 

Revision as of 18:42, November 10, 2006

LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.

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