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LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.
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<span style="position:absolute; left:40px; top:18px; z-index:100000;"><div style="font-family:courier;"><big><big><big><u><nowiki>|c|o|d|e|i|n|e|</nowiki></u></big></big></big>
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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your <s>anti</s>-drug</div></span>
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[[Image:Frozen over.jpg|thumb|Looks like Codeine finally wrote something funny]]
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Thank you for visiting Codeine's Userpage! Please note, your call may be recorded for [[Cabal|training purposes]]. Your business [[nobody cares|is important to us]], and in order to help us process your call correctly and efficiently, please select from the following options:
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* If Codeine has just reverted or deleted your work and you are here to vandalise his userpage in retribution, [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Codeine&action=edit press 1].
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* If Codeine has banned you and you want to plead your case for public amusement, [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|press 2]]
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* If you have come to bask in his glory, [[User:Codeine#Awards.2C_Titles_and_Honours|press 3]]
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* Otherwise, [[User talk:Codeine|press 0]] for an operator.<BR>
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==Stuff I Started==
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| {{KUN}}
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| style="width:45px;height:45px;background:#ffffff;font-size:14pt;text-align:center;" | '''[[Yugoslavia|sh-2]]'''
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| style="font-size:8pt;color:#ffffff;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em;" | This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of '''[[Yugoslavia|<span style="color:#ffffff;text-decoration:underline">Srpski-Hrvatski</span>]]'''.
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| style="width:45px;height:45px;background:#00FF00;font-size:14pt;text-align:center;" | '''[[Yoda|Yd-N]]'''
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| style="font-size:8pt;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em;" | This user a native speaker of '''[[Yoda]]''' is.
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*[[UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism]]
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*[[UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production]]
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*[[UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"]]
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*[[Em:]] (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
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*[[Aa:]] (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
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*[[HowTo:Online Jihad]] (rewrite)
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*[[Idiocrates]] *'''Featured'''*
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*[[Chlamydia (band)]]
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*[[Viet Nam (video game)]]
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*[[Gulf War II (video game)]]
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*[[UnNews:God_Admits_Responsibility_For_Hurricane_Katrina]]
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*[[Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament]]
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*[[Vodafone]] (rewrite)
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*[[Funky Cold Medina]]
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*[[Tequila]]
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*[[Bosnia]]
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*[[St. Nokia]]
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*[[Mount Everest]]
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*[[Template:Supergrass]]
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*[[Template:Hall-of-Famer]]
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*Some [[Zork]] stuff
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*and many [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries|Anniversaries]]
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...in addition to [[Special:Contributions/Codeine|ruining]] other people's hard work
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==Images I made==
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<gallery>Image:Razorglove.jpg|Razor Glove. As featured on the [[Main Page|front page]] article "[[List of weapons that don't exist, but should]]"
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Image:Lost.png|A typical [[English]] country signpost '''(Featured)'''
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Image:Hankban.jpg|Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia [[Special:Listadmins|Admin]]
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Image:Yee-haw2.jpg|[[Much Ado About Yokels|But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks?]] Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again.
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Image:pocketful.jpg|A pocketful of [[Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars|ninjastars]]. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick.
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Image:Evilprinter.jpg|It's a little-known fact that [[HowTo:Exorcise_your_Printer|HP printers]] are set to 'evil' by default.
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Image:Pwnshop.jpg|[[Pawn shop|Pwn shops]] are not your friend.
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Image:hitlerfish.PNG|Don't ask.
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Image:Warhol spuds.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Sophia"'']], Andy Warhol, 1967
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Image:The Creation of Sophia.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"The Creation of Sophia"'']], Michelangelo, 1512
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Image:Sophia-Arnolfini.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato"'']], Jan van Eyck, 1434
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Image:Che harley.jpg|Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the [[Cockney Rebel|Cockney Rebels]]
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</gallery>
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==Awards, Titles and Honours==
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<center>{{KUN}}</center>
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<center>{{UOTM|Month=January|Year=2006}}</center>
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<center>{{Burninator}}</center>
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<center>{{Deletion_Award}}</center>
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<center>{{FH|Article=Idiocrates}}</center>
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<center>{{Cookie|Name=Splaka}}</center>
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{{Ninjastar|Ninjastarfish.jpg|Brown Ninjastarfish|Awarded for the valiant work in editing crud<br> and dealing with the crud-meisters.|Mhaille}}
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{{Ninjastar|StuckNinjastar.png|Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand|For creation of a Pocketful of Ninjastars.|[[User:gwax|gwax]]}}
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{{Ninjastar|Ninjaskin.png|Reskin Ninjastar|For '''[[Em:]]''', because what the world needs is a little more darkness, angst and self-mutilation.|[[User:Rcmurphy|'''Rcmurphy''']]}}
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<center>{{:Awards/Bastardadmin}}</center>
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<center>{{:Awards/Grammarnazi}}</center>
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{{User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased}}
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{{QuarterAward|[[Forum:CHEESE!|reconciling the cheese-pie conflict]] in the BENSON forum.}}
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*[[User:Codeine/links|Quick links]]
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==To do list==
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*Watch [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries]] formatting (ongoing, *latest pass*: checked Oct-Jan as of 05/10/06)
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*Try and sort out [[Special:Categories]] to be a bit friendlier
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*Finish off [[False Idol]]
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*More work on [[HowTo:Online_Jihad]], [[Chlamydia (band)]], [[Vodafone]]
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*Check for expired MTU/NRV tags
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*Beat some (non)sense into [[Portsmouth]]
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*Schoolcruft [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?adv=1&ncats=1&qall=&qsome=school+college&qnone=&ngrams=&where=name&local=1&wiki=&category1=&filetype=&ns0=1&ns6=1&ns10=1&ns14=1&lang=en&lastedit=&advdo=Search here]
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{{Mommy's_medicine}}

Revision as of 18:43, November 10, 2006

|c|o|d|e|i|n|e|
    your anti-drug
Frozen over

Looks like Codeine finally wrote something funny


Thank you for visiting Codeine's Userpage! Please note, your call may be recorded for training purposes. Your business is important to us, and in order to help us process your call correctly and efficiently, please select from the following options:

  • If Codeine has just reverted or deleted your work and you are here to vandalise his userpage in retribution, press 1.
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Stuff I Started

KUN
Knight Commander of the Order
Deletion Award This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
Gull in flight2 This user is a Master Seaguller
and knows how to hit the spot
sh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Srpski-Hrvatski.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
Yd-N This user a native speaker of Yoda is.
rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.


...in addition to ruining other people's hard work

Images I made

Awards, Titles and Honours

KUN
Knight Commander of the Order
BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2006
Deletion Award
Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.



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