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LIsten to me you little shit head. You spend your life in front of the computer and you will never have sex. Fuck you, continue you r useless life infront of the computer screen.
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<span style="position:absolute; left:40px; top:18px; z-index:100000;"><span style="font-family:courier;"><big><big><big><u><nowiki>|c|o|d|e|i|n|e|</nowiki></u></big></big></big>
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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your <s>anti</s>-drug</span></span>
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{{Q|You should try everything in life at least once, with the possible exception of incest and morris dancing|Sir Arnold Bax}}
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Thank you for visiting Codeine's Userpage! Please note, [[User:Codeine/Vandalisms|your call may be recorded]] for [[Cabal|training purposes]]. Your business [[nobody cares|is important to us]], and in order to help us process your call correctly and efficiently, please select from the following options:
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* If Codeine has just reverted or deleted your work and you are here to vandalise his userpage in retribution, [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Codeine&action=edit press 1].
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* If Codeine has banned you and you want to plead your case for public amusement, [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|press 2]]
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* If you have come to bask in his glory, [[User:Codeine#Awards.2C_Titles_and_Honours|press 3]]
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* Otherwise, [[User talk:Codeine|press 0]] for an operator.<BR>
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==Stuff I Started==
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'''Bold''' articles have been [[VFH|featured]]
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*[[UnNews:Gaddafi killed in Libya; Botox industry in crisis]]
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*[[Antipasta]] (with [[User:Mhaille|Mhaille]])
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*[[UnNews:Wikipedia now hosting child pornography]]
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*'''[[Hoboeroticism]]''' (with [[User:Mhaille|Mhaille]])
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*'''[[Idiocrates]]'''
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*[[Uncyclopedia:Fail]] (rewrite)
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*[[UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism]]
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*[[UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production]]
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*[[UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"]]
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*[[Em:]] (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
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*[[Aa:]] (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
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*[[HowTo:Online Jihad]] (rewrite)
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*[[Chlamydia (band)]]
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*[[Viet Nam (video game)]]
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*[[Gulf War II (video game)]]
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*[[UnNews:God_Admits_Responsibility_For_Hurricane_Katrina]]
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*'''[[Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament]]''' (with [[User:Under_user|Under user]])
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*[[Charles Bukowski]]
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*[[Vodafone]] (rewrite)
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*[[Funky Cold Medina]]
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*[[Tequila]]
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*[[Bosnia]]
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*[[Mount Everest]]
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*[[Template:Supergrass]]
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*[[Template:Hall-of-Famer]]
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*Some [[Zork]] stuff
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*and many [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries|Anniversaries]]
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...in addition to [[Special:Contributions/Codeine|ruining]] other people's hard work.
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==Images I made==
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<gallery>Image:Razorglove.jpg|Razor Glove.
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Image:Lost.png|A typical [[English]] country signpost '''(Featured)'''
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Image:Hankban.jpg|Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia [[Special:Listadmins|Admin]]
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Image:Yee-haw2.jpg|[[Much Ado About Yokels|But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks?]] Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again.
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Image:pocketful.jpg|A pocketful of [[Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars|ninjastars]]. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick.
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Image:Evilprinter.jpg|It's a little-known fact that [[HowTo:Exorcise_your_Printer|HP printers]] are set to 'evil' by default.
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Image:Pwnshop.jpg|[[Pawn shop|Pwn shops]] are not your friend.
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Image:hitlerfish.PNG|Don't ask.
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Image:Warhol spuds.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Sophia"'']], Andy Warhol, 1967
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Image:The Creation of Sophia.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"The Creation of Sophia"'']], Michelangelo, 1512
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Image:Sophia-Arnolfini.jpg|[[User:ThisIsAShortUsername/Sophia_Gallery|''"Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato"'']], Jan van Eyck, 1434
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Image:Che harley.jpg|Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the [[Cockney Rebel|Cockney Rebels]]
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==Awards, Titles and Honours==
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{{Ninjastar|StuckNinjastar.png|Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand|For creation of a Pocketful of Ninjastars.|[[User:gwax|gwax]]}}
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{{Ninjastar|Ninjaskin.png|Reskin Ninjastar|For '''[[Em:]]''', because what the world needs is a little more darkness, angst and self-mutilation.|[[User:Rcmurphy|'''Rcmurphy''']]}}
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{{Ninjastar|Ninjastar.png|Original Ninjastar|I award a Ninjastar for removing the letter "A" from my UnNews, and some other reasons.|GneomI}}
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{{ninjastar|Ninjastar.png|Ninjitsu Star|For pissing off dumbass IPs, vandals, and doing good things for Uncyclopedia|[[User:The Thinker|THINKER]]}}
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{{QuarterAward|[[Forum:CHEESE!|reconciling the cheese-pie conflict]] in the BENSON forum.}}
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Latest revision as of 18:32, October 21, 2011


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Stuff I Started

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