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I'm supposed to be working on Horace right now.

Instead I'm fucking around on this.

Contents 1 Articles I've Written 2 Articles I've Helped Write 3 UnNews Articles I've Written 4 Articles I Need to Start Writing 5 Interoffice Mail

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People
Emily Dickinson	Jack Kerouac
Copernicus	Doc Holliday
Marilyn Monroe	Niccolo Machiavelli
Virgil	True Love
Catherine the Great	William Wordsworth
Pablo Neruda	Titian*
Boethius*	Claude Monet*

Topics
Dead	Mortal
Recycling	Robbery
Conscious	Damnation
Divine Retribution	Spontaneous Combustion
Rivers of Blood	Treason
Subconscious	Existence
Renaissance	Home invasion

Places & Things
Map	LAPD
Central Park	Khalil Gibran
Purgatory	Locusts

• With contributions, and help from Mhaille

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Anaïs Nin
Collaboration with Mhaille

Khalil Gibran
Collaboration with Prettiestpretty

Handicapped
Collaboration with- Prettiestpretty, and Todd Lyons

Patriotism
Collaboration with Mhaille and Todd Lyons

edit UnNews Articles I've Written

• Khalil Gibran wounded in Israeli Attack

edit Articles I Need to Start Writing

• The Ghost of Christmas Past
• Metternich
• Project Mayhem

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Featured Article: Patriotism This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Spontaneous Combustion This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

with Black Flamingo and Aleister

Featured Article: Marilyn Monroe This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Claude Monet This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Image: TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

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