I am perfectly normal. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am my own man. I am... I never wanted to be my own man... I wanted to be... a trouser snake!
Oh, I'm a trouser snake and I conform,
I scare old ladies and incite reform. --Attributed, 00:00, 1 Jan 1970 (RMT)