User:Citrusmirakel/Agent Orange

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Agent Orange, on duty in Da Nang.

Agent "Clifford" Orange is an American patriot and marine who served valiantly in the Vietnam War Police Action. Though involved in the conflict as an American Soldier, Orange's purpose was largely one of deforestation.

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Born as an illegitamite son to German emigré Müstard Gass, the Iowa native spent his childhood fascinated with the now emerging field of computer games. Interested first in the nonsensical gameplay of Computer Space, he soon found himself playing the newest game of the time, Pong. However, the creation of video games also gave way to it's natural counterpart - Military viral marketing, and Agent Orange's new path was chosen for him.

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