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Hello, Citation Needed, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions(including future ones). I, Citation Needed, hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... a bit higher... to the right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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